Horror Quote of the Day

We Have Always Lived in the Castle (1962) - Shirley Jackson

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"My name is Mary Katherine Blackwood. I am eighteen years old, and I live with my sister Constance. I have often thought that with any luck at all I could have been born a werewolf, because the two middle fingers on both my hands are the same length, but I have had to be content with what I had. I like my sister Constance, and Richard Plantagenet, and Amanita phalloides, the deathcup mushroom. Everyone else in my family is dead."

Kolchak: The Night Stalker (1974) - Carl Kolchak (Episode: The Trevi Collection)

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"He gave me a deadline � with the accent on 'dead'."

American Gothic (1995) - Sheriff Lucas Buck (Episode: Triangle)

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"There's no running from me. You know that."

Sympathy For The Devil - The Rolling Stones

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"So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your well learned qualities
Or I'll lay your soul to waste."

Scream 2 (1997)

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"Debbie: Please Miss Weathers, it would just be such an honor if I could get a quote from you for my story.
Gale: All right. Begin quote.
Debbie: Great.
Gale: Your flattering remarks are both desperate and obvious. End quote!"

Night Gallery (1970) - Rod Serling (Segment: A Question of Fear)

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"Time again for your weekly excursion into the cultural. Paintings, statuary, still lifes, collages, some abstracts, and some items in ice. That's not the technique. That, hopefully, is what we turn your blood into. A good way to begin the attempt, painting number one, about a man who spends a night in a haunted house. An unbeliever, if you will, who, by dawn, believes. The name of the painting is A Question of Fear. The name of this place is the Night Gallery."

Kolchak: The Night Stalker (1974) - Carl Kolchak (Episode: Horror in the Heights)

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"There are sections of Chicago the guidebooks don't refer to. You can't blame them, really. The guidebooks' function is to sell the glamour and excitement of our Windy City, and whichever way you dress it up, old age is neither glamorous, nor exciting. Roosevelt Heights used to be a plush neighborhood, but the plush neighbors moved uptown, leaving the old people. And old people don't move easily; they become set in their surroundings. Their friends live next door, they've been going to the same store for twenty-five years, and probably most important of all, they can't afford to relocate even if they wanted to. The battle of fixed income versus galloping inflation never ends. But even inflation took a backseat here in Roosevelt Heights, as a far greater fear overtook the residents, a terror which effectively dwarfed everything else."

Ghostbusters (1984)

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"Dr Ray Stantz: Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.
Walter Peck: They caused an explosion!
Mayor: Is this true?
Dr. Peter Venkman: Yes it's true.
[pause]
Dr. Peter Venkman: This man has no dick."

Scream (1996)

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"Sidney Prescott: [when Randy reveals that he's still alive] Oh, my God. Randy I thought you were dead.
Randy: I know. I've never felt so happy to be a virgin."

Night Gallery (1970) - Rod Serling (Segment: Hell's Bells)

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"Our final selection this evening - an import from that other region, that infernal inferno down below. Offered to you now in living color and with a small scent of sulphur. Our painting is called Hell's Bells."

American Gothic (1995) - (Episode: The Plague Sower)

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"A.E.: "I'm having visions, I guess you could say."
Lucas: "Visions?"
A.E.: "Yes, sir."
Lucas: "Visions of what?"
A.E.: "Blood. Everywhere I turn. Open the icebox, there's blood in the milk. Blood in the leftovers. I cracked open an egg this morning - there's a bloody chick inside."
Lucas: "I'd say someone's trying to send you a message: 'Cut out the cholesterol.'""

Kolchak: The Night Stalker (1974) - (Episode: The Energy Eater)

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"Carl Kolchak: "Uh, Nurse... Eisen. You enjoy your work?"
Nurse Janis Eisen: "Oh! Oh, yes... yes... a well-performed autopsy is a joy forever.""

Army of Darkness (1992) - Ash

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"Yo, she-bitch! Let's go!"

Kolchak: The Night Stalker (1974) - (Episode: Demon in Lace)

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"Ron Updyke: "Have you screwed up the filing system again?"
Carl Kolchak: "Of course.""

American Gothic (1995) - (Episode: The Beast Within)

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"Caleb: "It's him."
Gail: "Who?"
Caleb: "The man, the one from my dream."
Lucas: "What dream?"
Gail: "He's been having a reoccurring nightmare."
Lucas: "About that jarhead?"
Caleb: "It's him. They say you dream about the person that's gonna kill you.""

Klondike Annie (1936) - Mae West

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"When caught between two evils, I generally like to take the one I never tried."

Dexter (2006) - Dexter (Episode: Dexter)

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"Harry and Dorris Morgan did a wonderful job raising me. But they're both dead now. I didn't kill them. Honest."

American Gothic (1995) - Sheriff Lucas Buck (Episode: To Hell and Back)

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"I know you think you came down here to work off your debt to society - to do penance for that terrible tragedy - but I've got news for you, my friend: You didn't choose Trinity. Trinity chose you."

Scream 3 (2000)

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"Angelina Tyler: Maybe it's not meant to be...
Tom: Not meant to be? You in that town search for the new Sidney. 50,000 girls and they pick you! You gotta be praying this movie keeps going!
Angelina Tyler: Of course I am but not at the expense of people's lives.
Tom: Oh, cue the violins!"

Kolchak: The Night Stalker (1974) - (Episode: The Devil's Platform)

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"Carl Kolchak: "What don't you like about this hat?"
Tony Vincenzo: "What's under it!""