Horror Quote of the Day

American Gothic (1995) - Sheriff Lucas Buck (Episode: Pilot)

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"Just another lesson in perception, Ben. All guilt is relative. Loyalty counts and never let your conscience be your guide."

Scream 2 (1997)

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"Dewey: When did she start smoking?
Randy: Ever since those nude pictures on the internet.
Gale: It was just my head, it was Jennifer Aniston's body!"

American Gothic (1995) - (Episode: Inhumanitas)

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"Father Tilden: [during an earthquake] "Take me, Father! I am ready! I repent my sins, receive my body!"
Lucas: "Shut up!"
Father Tilden: "He has sent a message."
Lucas: "You're barking up the wrong tree, Tilden. This ain't HIS style.""

American Gothic (1995) - Gail Emory (Episode: Triangle)

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"You know what pregnancy is? It's an uncontrollable tumor growing inside of you. Saps all you strength, has its own agenda. And after nine months it goes into remission and your body rejects it."

American Gothic (1995) - (Episode: The Beast Within)

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"Ben: "All right, drop it kid."
Lucas: "Ben, he ain't the robber.""

Today Show Interview (1987) - Charles Manson

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"Believe me, if I started murdering people... there'd be none of you left."

Kolchak: The Night Stalker (1974) - (Episode: Primal Scream)

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"Tony Vincenzo: "You know, there are times I got to admit it, Carl. You are quite a reporter."
Carl Kolchak: "What's the matter with you, Tony? Are you sick or something? You never compliment me.""

Scream (1996)

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"[first lines]
Casey: Hello?
Ghostface: Hello.
Casey: Yes?
Ghostface: Who is this?
Casey: Who are you trying to reach?
Ghostface: What number is this?
Casey: Well, what number are you trying to reach?
Ghostface: I don't know.
Casey: I think you have the wrong number.
Ghostface: Do I?
Casey: It happens. Take it easy."

Kolchak: The Night Stalker (1974) - (Episode: The Vampire)

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"Call Girl: (referring to the vampire) What has that witch have that I don't?"
Carl Kolchak: "Believe me, baby, you don't want to know.""

Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992) - Van Helsing

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"No, no. Not exactly. I just want to cut off her head and take out her heart."

Kindred: The Embraced (1996) - (Episode: Nightstalker)

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"Starkweather: "Oh Doc... Doc... Think about it. Everybody needs to be punished. I'm not afraid of your locks and keys. I'm already free."
Doctor Mestres: "You expect to just walk out of here?"
Starkweather: "No, I wasn't planning on walking out. I was thinking of wading out."
Doctor Mestres: "Wade in what?"
Starkweather: "Blood.""

Night Gallery (1970) - Rod Serling (Segment: The Messiah on Mott Street)

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"Good evening. Of course, you're all here by invitation. But don't let it disturb you if these paintings per se don't happen to be your thing. These are rather special paintings, the kind of hangings generally put up with a noose. This painting, for example, is of a rather special world, what has become perpetuated in the language as the ghetto; that dismal realm of pushcarts and poverty where hopes are stamped down like dirty shoes on snow. Death is a commonplace visitor to these somber alleys. But occasionally someone else visits. Our painting is called The Messiah on Mott Street. And this place, should you not already know it, is the Night Gallery."

Scream 2 (1997)

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"Randy: Sydney, look, it's Gale Weathers.
Sydney: What?
Randy: Star of the Gale Weathers press conference. Author of the press conference starring Gale Weathers. Soon to be a major motion picture starring Gale Weathers!"

The Twilight Zone (1985) - Robbie (Segment: Wordplay)

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"She's going to be here in five minutes and I can't think of anyplace to take her for dinosaur."

Tales from the Darkside (1983) - Tommy Vale (Episode: The Odds)

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"I'm gonna die laughin'."

Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995) - Doctor Sam Loomis

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"Michael is alive. I can feel his evil heart beating. I can see him just as I did all those years ago - behind these very same walls."

Night Gallery (1970) - Detective Hannify (Segment: Deliveries in the Rear)

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"The lady was in a saloon last night and overheard some conversation between two men who've been on our books before. They're grave robbers, sir. She heard one of the men mention her husband's name and then your name was brought up. The degree of dependability, Doctor, is not at issue, but a missing corpse and a possible homicide - that is the issue. And so I'll ask you again to allow me to examine whatever it is you're cutting into this evening."

The Twilight Zone (1985) - Man in Elevator (Segment: Wordplay)

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"Man, the Dodgers teethed the Giants last night! They almost lost it too. If Sax hadn't hit that luggage homer in the ninth..."

Edvard Munch

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"Just as Leonardo da Vinci studied human anatomy and dissected corpses, so I try to dissect souls."

Ghostbusters (1984) - Dr. Peter Venkman

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"NOBODY steps on a church in my town."

The Evil Dead (1981) - Ash

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"Shut up, Linda!"

Tales from the Darkside (1983) - Anne MacColl (Episode: Snip, Snip)

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"Little boys should never play with grownup spirits."

Interview with the Vampire (1994) - Lestat

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"Drink from me. And live Forever."

American Gothic (1995) - (Episode: Meet the Beetles)

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"Lydia: "Oh Lieutenant Drey, I'm so sorry to have kept you waiting. Welcome to the Trinity Museum of Natural History."
Lieutenant Drey: "What, there's a museum of unnatural history?"
Lydia: "Oh Lieutenant, only when dealing with the human element.""

Toy Box - Insane Clown Posse

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"Bang, clang, hammer and twist,
Nobody knows I exist, and I'm pissed.
But I won't be mentally scarred,
Instead I make toys, toys of the graveyard."

Kindred: The Embraced (1996) - Julian

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"We're all around you."

American Gothic (1995) - Albert DeSalvo (Episode: Strangler)

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"When the dead kill the dead... Well, they just become nothing. Sort of like... anti-matter."

The Prophecy (1995) - Gabriel

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"I'm an angel. I kill firstborns while their mamas watch. I turn cities into salt. I even, when I feel like it, rip the souls out from little girls. And from now to kingdom come, the only thing you can count on in your existence is never understanding why."

Night Gallery (1970) - Orson Welles (Segment: Silent Snow, Secret Snow)

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"Even here, even among these hostile presences, the snow was waiting, out of sight, with a voice that said, 'Wait, Paul. Just wait till we are alone together. I will tell you something new. Something cold, something sleepy, something of cease and peace and the long bright curve of space. Banish them. Refuse to speak. Go upstairs to your room. I will be waiting for you. I will tell you a story better than the Snow Ghost. I will surround your bed, pile a deep drift against the door, so that none will ever again be able to enter.'"

Angel (1999-2004) - Doyle (Episode: Rm w/a Vu)

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"[answering the phone] Angel Investigations. We hope you're helpless."

Venom (2005) - Rachel

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"I'm glad your grandma hexed the house when she should have installed a phone."

A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master (1988)

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"Daniel 'Dan' Jordan: Krueger!
Freddy Krueger: Well, it ain't Dr. Seuss."

The Fog (1980) - Mr. Machen

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"11:55, almost midnight. Enough time for one more story. One more story before 12:00, just to keep us warm. In five minutes, it will be the 21st of April. One hundred years ago on the 21st of April, out in the waters around Spivey Point, a small clipper ship drew toward land. Suddenly, out of the night, the fog rolled in. For a moment, they could see nothing, not a foot in front of them. Then, they saw a light. By God, it was a fire burning on the shore, strong enough to penetrate the swirling mist. They steered a course toward the light. But it was a campfire, like this one. The ship crashed against the rocks, the hull sheared in two, mars snapped like a twig. The wreckage sank, with all the men aboard. At the bottom of the sea, lay the Elizabeth Dane, with her crew, their lungs filled with salt water, their eyes open, staring to the darkness. And above, as suddenly as it come, the fog lifted, receded back across the ocean and never came again. But it is told by the fishermen, and their fathers and grandfathers, that when the fog returns to Antonio Bay, the men at the bottom of the sea, out in the water by Spivey Point will rise up and search for the campfire that led them to their dark, icy death.
[bells ring distantly]
12:00, the 21st of April."

American Gothic (1995) - (Episode: Requiem (Part 2/2))

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"Caleb: "I smell a ghost."
Merlyn: "You don't have to be this way. You have a choice."
Caleb: "I think I smell a sermon too."
Merlyn: "I'm your sister, Caleb. I'm just as big a part of you as Lucas is."
Caleb: "You are nothing but ashes. I'm tired of your preaching. I'm tired of your white dress and I don't want to see you no more. So why don't you just go somewhere and decompose.""

Freaks (1932)

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"We accept her! We accept her! One of us! One of us! Gooble gobble, gooble gobble! One of us! One of us!"

Kolchak: The Night Stalker (1974) - Carl Kolchak (Episode: The Devil's Platform)

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"Some advice for pedestrians: when you're run over by a strange dog, if you can't get his number, at least get his license tag."

The Twilight Zone (1985) - Salesman (Segment: Wordplay)

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"I guess what they say about old dogs and new trumpets is true."

Kolchak: The Night Stalker (1974) - Carl Kolchak (Episode: The Youth Killer)

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"Nowhere in man's history does he display more tenacity, more perseverance, than in his search for eternal youth. Halting the relentless process of aging has been a constant dream of man's... and woman's. Eternal youth - is it really a dream, or is it possible that somewhere someone found the secret? The following experience gave me a new attitude on the whole subject of youth and aging."

Angel (1999-2004) - (Episode: City Of)

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"Doyle: "I've been sent by the Powers That Be."
Angel: "The powers that be what?""

Night Gallery (1970) - Doctor Charles Cottrell (Segment: Little Girl Lost)

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"Can a man remain a genius when his mind is clouded by delusion?"

American Gothic (1995) - Sheriff Lucas Buck (Episode: Requiem (Part 2/2))

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"Did someone have a temper tantrum? You listen to me, boy. I know what you're feeling. Believe me, I live with the rage everyday of my life. It's part of who we are. It's what we feed on. And one day, the world will know your power. But not yet, Caleb. As soon as I'm healed, the hunger that's driving you will disappear and you'll be as you were. And when it's your time, I'll gladly step aside. But I'm not ready to do that yet. And you're not ready to make me."

Kolchak: The Night Stalker (1974) - (Episode: The Youth Killer)

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"Bella Sarkoff: "Is there something you wanted to tell me? Something you're ashamed of?"
Carl Kolchak: "No, no, you see � I'm a newspaper reporter."
Bella Sarkoff: "Oh, well, that's not so bad. I'll find you a girl anyway.""

Kolchak: The Night Stalker (1974) - (Episode: The Trevi Collection)

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"Madelaine: "I could make you... so important."
Carl Kolchak: "How? By killing off all my enemies? You'd have to buy out a controlling interest in a doll factory for that!""

A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987) - Freddy Krueger

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"This is it, Jennifer: your big break in TV. Welcome to prime time, bitch."

Night Gallery (1970) - Rod Serling (Segment: The Funeral)

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"Funeral home art, you might call it. Example - this item here. The somber silence of shrouds. The gray, unhappy light of a sunless dawn, and a horse-drawn casket, very much in keeping with the motif of this place. The title of the painting, Funeral."

Night Gallery (1970) - Doctor Kessler (Segment: You Can't Get Help Like That Anymore)

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"These things have more human qualities than you two have ever dreamt of. What did you ever kick, punch, and abuse before we developed robots for you? Did you pull wings off of flies? Did you pour kerosene on cats?"

Diary of the Dead (2007) - Debra

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"Are we really worth saving? You tell me."

Dog Soldiers (2002) - Spoon

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"Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough."

Kindred: The Embraced (1996) - Julian (Episode: Prince of the City)

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"The commandment against the killing of humans protects the Masquerade. Whoever breaks it, their life is forfeit."

Kolchak: The Night Stalker (1974) - (Episode: Legacy of Terror)

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"Carl Kolchak: "Listen, Tony, I'll see you later! I got to check out this homicide!"
Tony Vincenzo: "There's gonna be a homicide right here if you don't get back here.""

Kolchak: The Night Stalker (1974) - Carl Kolchak (Episode: The Vampire)

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"What I saw wasn't kung fu and it wasn't chow mein either! It was a female vampire!"

American Gothic (1995) - (Episode: To Hell and Back)

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"Gail: "Miss Holt tells me you've been telling wild stories about your neighbor. He howls at the moon and all that."
Caleb: "Well, it's true."
Gail: "Caleb, gossip is a form of poison."
Caleb: "I ain't gossiping. I think he's got dead bodies over there and he's buried them in his pumpkin patch.""

The Twilight Zone (1985) - Volkerps (Episode: Crazy as a Soup Sandwich)

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"Even among my peers of the fourth kanomic order of demons, I'm considered a truly ghastly dinner companion."

American Gothic (1995) - (Episode: Requiem (Part 2/2))

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"Merlyn: "Look I don't have time for your games, Lucas. Gail is pregnant with your child."
Lucas: "So? That's just a little insurance policy, in case the boy don't go my way. An heir and a spare."
Merlyn: "The heir is about to eliminate the competition.""

Night Gallery (1970) - (Segment: The Dark Boy)

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"Mrs. Judith Timm: "Why didn't you tell me the schoolhouse was haunted?"
Abigail Moore: "Who says its haunted?"
Mrs. Judith Timm: "I've never been through anything like this in my life. I don't even believe in these things."
Abigail Moore: "Well, then don't! Then it isn't haunted.""

The Ripley Scrowle - George Ripley

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"The Bird of Hermes is my name,
Eating my wings to make me tame."

American Gothic (1995) - Deputy Ben Healy (Episode: Echo of Your Last Goodbye)

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"Either I am hallucinating or I'm having a thing with Cindy the friendly ghost."

American Gothic (1995) - (Episode: Requiem (Part 2/2))

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"Merlyn: "I can't stop him now, Lucas. Only you can do that."
Lucas: "Why should I?"
Merlyn: "Because as soon as he finds out you're alive... you're next.""

American Gothic (1995) - (Episode: Triangle)

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"Selena: "Jimmy, I'd like another martini. If you're out of vodka, I'll slum through gin."
Gail: "We'll share."
Selena: "Wouldn't be the first time.""

The Phantom of the Opera (2004) - The Phantom

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"Stranger than you dreamt it,
Can you even dare to look?
Or bear to think of me?
This loathsome gargoyle who burns in hell,
but secretly, yearns for heaven,
secretly, secretly... But, Christine, fear can turn to love
You'll learn to see, to find the man behind the monster,
this repulsive carcass... who seems a beast,
but secretly, dreams of beauty,
Secretly, secretly... Oh, Christine..."

Night Gallery (1970) - Rod Serling (Segment: Lindemann's Catch)

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"Ladies and gentlemen, good evening. We offer up hopefully salutary, possibly educative, but certainly a few terrifying little items in this, the mausoleum of the malignant, and our houseful of bogies, elves, pixies, bad fairies, and a few demoniac inhabitants, all put together for your pleasure and titillation in what we call the Night Gallery. Painting number one - having to do with fishermen and what they fish for, or more specifically in this case, a fisherman and what he wasn't fishing for. What appeared in his net one afternoon defies logic, reason, and belief. But there it was. Lindemann's Catch."

Kolchak: The Night Stalker (1974) - Carl Kolchak (Episode: Demon in Lace)

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"I wasn't too choked up with Vincenzo sending me to an alderman's press conference, so when I caught the police report of two bodies being found on the I.S.T. campus lake, it gave me an excuse. That and running out of gas, which I didn't plan."

"An Introduction to the American Horror Film" - Robin Wood

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"One might say that the true subject of the horror genre is the struggle for recognition of all that our civilization represses and oppresses."

Kolchak: The Night Stalker (1974) - Carl Kolchak (Episode: Horror in the Heights)

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"We all have rats, sir. You should see the one I work for."

American Gothic (1995) - Selena Coombs (Episode: Echo of Your Last Goodbye)

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"Pain, pleasure. Pleasure, pain. Oh, what's a girl to do?"

American Gothic (1995) - Selena (Episode: Ring of Fire)

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"I've seen you cruising around in the Buck mobile, honey, and truly I don't mind. There's just a part of me that likes to tell the lambs before the slaughter."

Kolchak: The Night Stalker (1974) - Carl Kolchak (Episode: Mr. R.I.N.G.)

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"I don't know when exactly I was in this office last. Someways, it seems like I never left. But, no, that's not right. For at least a few days I was away, far away, in the hands of men with no faces and no names. They broke me down, broke my story down, telling me how it hadn't happened the way I claimed. At least, I think that's what they did, between injections. Memories fade fast enough without chemical help, but if I don't tell this story now, I don't think I ever will."

Silent Hill 2 - Maria

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"In my restless dreams, I see that town - Silent Hill. You promised you'd take me there again some day, but you never did."

Dawn of the Dead (1978) - George A. Romero

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"Shoot it man! Shoot it in the head!"

Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997) - Buffy (Episode: Once More, With Feeling)

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"These endless days are finally ending in a blaze."

Night Gallery (1970) - Rod Serling (Segment: The Painted Mirror)

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"We, all of us have a kind of fascination for mirrors. There's a most appealing mystery to what is on the other side of the looking glass. And, occasionally, we turn into Alice. Our last selection in tonight's gallery - a very special looking glass and it's called The Painted Mirror."

Night Gallery (1970) - Rod Serling (Segment: The Waiting Room)

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"Felicitations and greetings from this cavern of canvasses, dedicated and devoted to bringing you art lovers a few in-depth probes through the crust of the not-quite-real, the almost real, and the frankly and flagrantly unreal. Pictures, paintings, portraits rendered onto canvas with brush and sometimes claw. Item number one - In a $12.50 pine box reposes the body of a Frontier Frankie. Armed but disarming. A victim of an Old West philosophy that any man with a good eye, a limber finger, and a well-honed trigger skirts the pastures of immortality. But this chap found out the hard way that immortality is a wish, a word, but infrequently a reality. He awaits your pleasure in a painting we call The Waiting Room."

American Gothic (1995) - Sheriff Lucas Buck (Episode: Rebirth)

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"You're a criminal if I say you are, Ray. I can plant any of this on you at any time and then you will be leaving Trinity. But it won't be for the life of the open road. No, sir. It'll be for 25 to life with some really unpleasant roommates."

Night Gallery (1970) - Rod Serling (Segment: The Devil Is Not Mocked)

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"Oscar Wilde said something to the effect that if there were not a devil, we'd very likely invent him. He serves many a purpose and this grim-visaged character here is proof of that rather bitter pudding. In a story that tells what happens when evil collides with evil - The painting is called The Devil Is Not Mocked."

Dead of Night (1977) - Bobby (Segment: Bobby)

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"That's the way you used to talk to me. Isn't it Mommy?"

Quoting from the Necronomicon in The Dunwich Horror - H. P. Lovecraft

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"The Old Ones were, the Old Ones are, and the Old Ones shall be. Not in the spaces we know, but between them, They walk serene and primal, undimensioned and to us unseen."

The Four Horsemen - Metallica

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"The Horsemen are drawing nearer
On the leather steeds they ride
They have come to take your life."

Scream (1996)

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"Casey: What do you want?

Ghostface: To see what your insides look like."

I Am Legend (2007)

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"Neville: [to a pretty mannequin in the video store] I... I promised a friend I would say hello to you today.
[begins to cry]
Neville: Please say hello to me.
[sobs]
Neville: Please say hello to me."

Night of the Living Dead (1968) - Johnny

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"They're coming to get you, Barbara!"

Night of the Scarecrow (1995)

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"Two, maybe three murders in the last couple nights, and it's not being done by a homeless man, it's not being done by a man at all!"

Dracula (1897) - Renfield

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"I don't care for the pale people; I like them with lots of blood in them, and hers had all seemed to run out."

Lake Placid (1999)

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"Sheriff Keough: I brought along a steak that you could hang around your neck for good luck.
Hector Cyr: That's sweet. Maybe later you can chew the bark off my big fat log.
Sheriff Keough: Was that a homosexual remark?"

Kolchak: The Night Stalker (1974) - Carl Kolchak (Episode: The Energy Eater)

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"The city of Chicago sparkles with architectural monuments to man's achievement, his artistic aspirations, his quest for the truth, his respect for the law. Now a different sort of monument. There is a theory that dying institutions erect their own mausoleums before they die. This particular monument was to be a hospital and research center dedicated to extending the life of man, improving the quality of that life. It succeeded instead in introducing a new horror, a new way of death, a mystery."

American Gothic (1995) - (Episode: The Beast Within)

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"Elderly Man: "What happened to you, soldier?"
Artie: "Low self-esteem, sir.""

AVP: Alien vs. Predator (2004) - Charles Bishop Weyland

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"[shows a 3D image of the pyramid] My experts tell me it's a pyramid."

Night Gallery (1970) - Mrs. Evans (Segment: The Sins of the Fathers)

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"My man is supposed to eat your master's sins and your master goes innocent to glory. What happens to my man? Eternal damnation for all the sins he has eaten, for all the others down through the years."

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

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"Nevertheless the passions, whether violent or not, should never be so expressed as to reach the point of causing disgust; and music, even insituations of the greatest horror, should never be painful to the ear but should flatter and charm it, and thereby always remain music."

Alien Abduction: Incident in Lake County (1998) - Opening Narration

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"In the fall of 1997, a sixteen-year-old boy set out to document his family's Thanksgiving dinner. What he purportedly captured on his video camera was more than just a family get together. The following footage, if real, could be the most important evidence ever, supporting the possibility that we are not alone in the universe. This footage contains explicit and frightening images. Now for the first time ever, watch the complete and unedited tape and decide for yourself. Alien Abduction: Did it Happen?"

I Am Legend (2007) - Neville

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"I like Shrek."

Repo! The Genetic Opera - GraveRobber

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"And its my job to steal and rob GRAAAAAAVES!!!"

Night Gallery (1970) - Rod Serling (Segment: Last Rites for a Dead Druid)

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"To those amongst you with a predilection toward antique collection or the occasional bargain hunting that takes place in out-of-the-way nooks and stalls, this painting suggests a certain required wariness when it comes to your shopping. Because there are moments when, behind some dusty book or in a cobwebbed corner of an ancient vestibule, you'll uncover a little objet d'art which can horrify the heck out of you. Such being the case in this painting, when a lady goes junking about and uncovers a mythological statue that has lived past its time and intrudes on hers. We call the painting the Last Rites for a Dead Druid."

Kolchak: The Night Stalker (1974) - Carl Kolchak (Episode: Mr. R.I.N.G.)

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"I went up to the Tyrell Institute, and I got the feeling that if I mentioned R.I.N.G. up there, I'd spend this weekend in a concrete room with a giant joy buzzer strapped to my temple. So I thought I'd mention it to you instead. You know, just sort of drop it down the well and see if it made a splash - yeah, it made a splash."

Kindred: The Embraced (1996) - (Episode: Romeo & Juliet)

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"Caitlin: "What are you saying? That Julian Luna is some kind of vigilante?"
Frank: "All I'm saying, Caitlin, is it's pretty scary when creatures come out of the night and start doing things that the law says we're not supposed to do. Even when it's something that ought to be done.""

Angel (1999-2004) - (Episode: City Of)

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"Russell: "We don't have to go around attacking each other. Look at me - I pay my taxes, I keep my name out of the paper, and I don't make waves. And in return, I can do anything I want."
Angel: "Really? Hmm. Can you fly? [pushes him out window] Guess not.""

Scream (1996)

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"Stu: See it's a fun game Sidney. We ask you questions and if you get one wrong, BOO-GAH, you die.
Billy: You get one right, you die"

A Haunting (2005) - Opening Credits

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"In this world, there is real evil in the darkest shadows and in the most ordinary places. These are the true stories of the innocent and the unimaginable."

Scream 3 (2000) - Dewey

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"Surprise. Surprise. Someone dies and Gale comes running."

Kindred: The Embraced (1996) - Julian (Episode: The Embraced)

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"You're morality doesn't apply to us. I am the law among my kind. The judge, the jury, and the executioner."

Scream (1996) - Gale Weathers

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"If I'm right about this, I could save a man's life. Do you know what that would do for my book sales?"

A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) - Glen Lantz

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"Morality sucks."

Night Gallery (1970) - Rod Serling (Segment: The Different Ones)

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"The name of this place, should you have come in here accidentally out of the rain, is the Night Gallery. We deal in paint, pigment, light and shadow, realism, surrealism, impressionism, and ghost stories. Item number one over there, it could be a gentleman sitting in an electric chair, but it isn't. What it depicts is in a sense a method of execution that we humans reserve for other humans who happen to be dissimilar to us. You're about to look under that hood and meet firsthand one of The Different Ones; tonight's first excursion into the realm of the unusual."

Night Gallery (1970) - Rod Serling (Segment: The Sins of the Fathers)

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"Good evening. I'm your tour guide through this unusual salon of unusual statuary and paintings. These are the sort of things that may not please you but very likely may chill you. Because this is the Night Gallery. Now, this one here, unabashed and unashamed, I submit to you, was a dandy. It delves into an ancient funeral rite having to do with a personage called a sin-eater - One who attends a wake and partakes of the funeral food. And in the process, digests all the transgressions of the deceased, so that he departs the earth a much cleaner and sweeter little item. Proving that we've become a bit more sophisticated in our tribal rites, but we are much the poorer for our 20th Century chromium intellect. You might agree with me after you've seen Sins of the Fathers."

Kindred: The Embraced (1996) - Frank (Episode: The Embraced)

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"That guy gets stiff over stiffs."

Kolchak: The Night Stalker (1974) - Mr. R.I.N.G. (Episode: Mr. R.I.N.G.)

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"Alpha... beta... gamma... delta... Leslie... Leslie... mama... ma... ma. [The robot's dying words]"

American Gothic (1995) - Sheriff Lucas Buck (Episode: Inhumanitas)

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"The bitch is back."

American Gothic (1995) - (Episode: Requiem (Part 2/2))

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"Merlyn: "Many folks I know regret ever doing business with Lucas Buck."
Elderly Man: "What folks are those?"
Merlyn: "Well, uh... They're dead ones, mostly. You know, you shouldn't really ignore the dead. Sometimes they're just not as dead as you think.""

Battle Royale (2000) - Girl #11 Mitsuko Souma

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"I just didn't want to be a loser anymore. (dying words or possibly thoughts)"

The Tragical History of Dr. Faustus - Christopher Marlowe

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"When all the world dissolves,
And every creature shall be purified,
All places shall be hell that are not heaven."

The Dark Half - Alexis Machine

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"Cut him. Cut him while I stand here and watch. I want to see the blood flow. Don't make me tell you twice."

The Haunting (1963) - Dr. Markway

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"Look, I know the supernatural is something that isn't supposed to happen, but it does happen."

Jekyll (2007) - Doctor Tom Jackman (Episode: One)

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"My dark side likes Mary Poppins. No wonder I was bullied at school."

Kolchak: The Night Stalker (1974) - Ron Uptight Updyke (Episode: The Ripper)

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"(after walking into a Ripper crime scene)
Ron Updyke: "Oh... Oh. Where's the men's room?"
(Ron flees to presumably vomit)"

Kolchak: The Night Stalker (1974) - Carl Kolchak (Episode: The Sentry)

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"You know, if all the film that I've shot that's been confiscated by the cops were laid end to end, I'd have enough film to shoot War and Peace. Including a travelogue and a cartoon."

Jurassic Park (1993) - Dr. Ian Malcolm

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"[drunk on morphine] Remind me to thank John for a lovely weekend."

Kolchak: The Night Stalker (1974) - Carl Kolchak (Episode: They Have Been, They Are, They Will Be...)

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"What happened? It's all a point of view, really. A traveler has a breakdown, stops to fix it, get a bite to eat... it's happened to all of us. This traveler happened to be light-years off his course, instead of miles. As for me? Well, I haven't heard from the boys in the sedan. Yet."

John Carpenter Presents Body Bags (1993) - The Coroner (Segment: The Morgue)

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"Natural causes... Natural causes... Natural causes... I hate natural causes! Give me a big stab wound to poke at and then I'm happy."

Dracula (1931) - Bela Lugosi

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"There are far worse things awaiting man than death."

Kindred: The Embraced (1996) - Daedalus (Episode: Bad Moon Rising)

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"From the time of the Inquisition, we were hunted down, tortured, burned alive by humans who feared us. Who called us monsters. When the Nosferatu joined with the other clans to maintain the Masquerade, we were able to live peacefully. Out of sight of humans. Below ground."

The Veil (1958) - Boris Karloff

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"Good evening. Tonight I'm going to tell you another strange and unusual story of the unexplainable which lies behind The Veil."

Night Gallery (1970) - Colonel Malloy (Segment: A Question of Fear)

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"Interesting color - white. I've often wondered why they call cowards yellow, when it's the white flag they use to surrender."

Army of Darkness (1992) - Ash

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"Gimmie' some sugar baby!"

Night Gallery (1970) - Doctor (Segment: The Caterpillar)

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"It was a female, that earwig. A female. And a female lays eggs."

Henry IV, part I - William Shakespeare

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"There's villainous news abroad."

A Nightmare on Elm Street Part 2: Freddy's Revenge (1985) - Freddy Krueger

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"You've got the body, I've got the brain."

The Necro Files (1997) - Detective Martin Manners

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"Fifteen department psychologists found nothin' wrong with me! You got the problem, man!"

American Gothic (1995) - Merlyn Temple (Episode: A Tree Grows in Trinity)

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"He wants to raise you in his image, Caleb. You can't run forever."

Scream (1996) - Gale Weathers

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"Look, Kenny, I know you're about fifty pounds overweight, but when I say hurry, please interpret that as MOVE YOUR FAT TUB OF LARD ASS NOW!"

The Twilight Zone (1985) - Cathy Lowery (Segment: Wordplay)

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"His cold's getting worse. He's so pale and awfully congested, and he didn't touch his dinosaur when I took it in to him."

Tales from the Darkside (1983) - Doctor Nis (Episode: The Circus)

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"...And as for the children, what better time than in one's youth to develop a sense of wonder?"

Back Home In Derry - Bobby Sands

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"I cursed them to hell as our bow fought the swell.
Our ship danced like a moth in the firelights.
White horses rode high as the devil passed by.
Taking souls to Hades by twilight."

American Gothic (1995) - (Episode: Resurrector)

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"Mel: "I came to you for help."
Lucas: "'Step into my parlor,' said the spider to the fly.""

Night Gallery (1970) - (Segment: The Hand of Borgus Weems)

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"Peter: "This is no longer my hand. It belongs to somebody else. That's why it must be cut off."
Doctor Ravadon: "Whose hand do you consider it to be?"
Peter: "I don't know. It has taken over my hand. It... It makes it do things I don't want my hand to do."
Doctor Ravadon: "What sort of things?"
Peter: "It makes it... murder.""

Kolchak: The Night Stalker (1974) - Captain Vernon Rausch (Episode: The Knightly Murders)

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"Carl, neighbors heard screams and we find you camped out here on the floor and a woman... axe murdered right in there. If I was you, I'd have a big tension headache."

Army of Darkness (1992) - Ash

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"Buckle up Bonehead. 'Cause you're goin' for a ride!"

American Gothic (1995) - Sheriff Lucas Buck (Episode: Pilot)

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"I've heard it said that the American Dream is a thing of the past. That the basic tenants of home, job and family are slipping away. Not in my town. Where I come from that dream is still a reality. Course you have to know who's boss. For those who follow me lead life can be a paradise. But for those who don't, it can be a mighty rough road."

Hocus Pocus (1993) - Winifred Sanderson

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"You know, I've always wanted a child. And now I think I'll have one... on toast!"

Mrs. Ravoon - Traditional

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"I pulled in my line and I took my first look
At the half-eaten horror that hung from my hook.
I had dragged from the depths of that limpid lagoon
The bloated cadaver of Mrs. Ravoon."

Kindred: The Embraced (1996) - (Episode: The Rise and Fall of Eddie Fiori)

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"Lillie: "The years, Daedalus, do you ever feel them?"
Daedalus: "Some we live, others we endure. Time heals, but it also destroys even Kindred."
Lillie: "Blood on my hands... from all the years. I feel their weight tonight."
Daedalus: "What have you done, Lillie?""

Night Gallery (1970) - Rod Serling (Segment: A Fear of Spiders)

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"Good evening. We welcome you to this palladium of art treasures that range from the kooky to the uncommon, from the bestial to the bizarre, and I'd like to take you on a guided tour through the Night Gallery. A collection of paintings on display for only the most discriminating, because it's best that they be seen both after and in the dark. The story behind this offering, a word which we've coined for just the occasion - Arachnaphobia. It means, for our purposes, a special distaste for those crawly little beasties with the multi-legged, hairy bodies. In other words, A Fear of Spiders - the title of our first painting in this, the Night Gallery."

Tales from the Darkside (1983) - Doctor Fenner (Episode: Inside the Closet)

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"A rat's only smart enough to avoid a trap, but not smart enough to rearrange the furniture."

Tales from the Darkside (1983) - Father and Mother (Episode: Seasons of Belief)

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"(Sung to the tune of Come, All Ye Faithful)
Oh, I am the Grither.
You cannot escape me,
for pleading is useless
and so are your prayers.
The Grither is greedy
for only one thing.
To keep you from taking,
to keep you from taking,
to keep you from taking his name in vain."

Night Gallery (1970) - Frances Turchin (Segment: Stop Killing Me)

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"He hasn't done anything but tell me that he is going to kill me. He's going to kill me. He's going to kill me. He's going to kill me. At least a hundred times for the last three weeks. In person, on the telephone, at home, in the car. Any chance he gets and... Friday night we went to the movies and right in the best part, he turned to me and says, 'I'm going to kill you, Frances.' It spoiled the whole film for me."

Night Gallery (1970) - Rod Serling (Segment: A Feast of Blood)

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"In the general generic area of costume jewelry, note girl and note expression. Obviously a lady much disturbed by whatever little bauble she has recently been the recipient of. Said sentence improperly ending in a preposition, but this story ending on a much more deadly note than that. We call it A Feast of Blood."

Creeping Death - Metallica

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"So let it be written
So let it be done
To kill the first born Pharaoh son
I'm creeping death."

Macbeth - Macbeth

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"Present fears
Are less than horrible imaginings."

American Gothic (1995) - Doctor Billy Peale (Episode: The Buck Stops Here (Part 1/2))

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"Look, your ex-boyfriend, who just happens to be a sociopathic sheriff, is about to find us in his bedroom and I don't think he's gonna offer us an espresso."

The Inner Sanctum

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"Good evening, friends. This is your host, welcoming you through the creaking door into the Inner Sanctum."

Tales from the Darkside (1983) - Grandpa Titus Tolliver (Episode: A Case of the Stubborns)

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"All this talk about dying makes a man feel plum beat."

Apocryphal Death Row Last Words, 1823, Van Dieman's Land - Alexander Pearce, The Cannibal Convict

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"No man knows what he will do when driven by hunger."

Tales from the Darkside (1983) - Devil (Episode: Trick or Treat)

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"You're getting warmer. Warmer. Warmer. Much, much warmer. You're getting hot. You're getting hotter."

American Gothic (1995) - (Episode: Strong Arm of the Law)

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"Boone: "We got to hurry, man."
Caleb: "How come?"
Boone: "'Cause we don't want to miss it. David Sharp said every night at 8:30... like Old Faithful. He's a seventh grader. Said we'd see everything."
Caleb: "What's 'everything'?"
Boone: "I'm not exactly sure, but I want to see it. Don't you?"
Caleb: "Reckon I do.""

Night Gallery (1970) - Professor Peabody (Segment: Professor Peabody's Last Lecture)

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"Umr at-Tawil, the most ancient one, whose terrible powers have been feared by all the world since Lomar arose from the sea and the Children of Fire came to teach the Elder Lore to men. Reads rather like a press agent's handout, doesn't it? Providing he was on lysergic acid at the time he wrote it."

Zombie (1979) - Dr. Meynard

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"The boat can leave now. Tell the crew."

The Twilight Zone (1985) - Cathy Lowery (Segment: Wordplay)

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"Hinge go off tire? Off skim beef tone! I tiny! They, they hooked off my neck! Don't counter, go kettle rod. That would Collins would but can. Moon tight! Moon tight!"

American Gothic (1995) - (Episode: Inhumanitas)

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"Lucas: "You starting to get the picture, angel face? He's his father's son."
Merlyn: "He's my brother."
Lucas: "A blip in the gene pool. He's my son. He carries my spirit and if you kill me, the child becomes the man."
Merlyn: "I would kill him before I let that happen."
Lucas: "Do that and you kill yourself. You only exist because of that child's faith. That too will pass when he learns his full potential. He is more powerful than you can imagine."
Merlyn: "You can't destroy me, Lucas."
Lucas: "And you won't destroy me."
Merlyn: "Don't be so sure.""

Night Gallery (1970) - Rod Serling (Segment: The Flip-Side of Satan)

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"We refer to him by different names - Lucifer, Mestopholies, Beelzebub, but by any other name, he'd smell of brimstone. These, the ingredients to a one-man stew. A disc jockey, a radio show, and a painting we call The Flip-Side of Satan."

Scream (1996)

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"Sidney Prescott: You know, if, if I was wrong about Cotton Weary, then the killer's still out there.
Tatum: Don't go there, Sid. You're starting to sound like some Wes Carpenter flick or something. Don't freak yourself out, okay? We've got a long night ahead of us."

Night Gallery (1970) - Rod Serling (Segment: Death in the Family)

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"How nice of you all to come to our little exhibition. To the connoisseurs amongst you, those tasteful few who take their art seriously, we acknowledge, with no apologies, that you won't find the works of the masters here. Because, in this particular salon, we choose our painting with an eye more towards terror and technique. A little American Gothic here, with the accustomed accoutrements to mourning - tombstones and tears and the somber look of the bereaved. We generally cry at funerals out of sense of loss. A poor, unfortunate loved one who will no longer walk the Earth. He or she will simply occupy six feet of it - Never to be seen or heard from again, or at least we make an assumption that that's natural law and we subscribe to it. But this painting here, and we admit this upfront, breaks that law. It's called a Death in the Family. It offers up a new view of death and it introduces you to quite a family who live here, in the Night Gallery."

Kindred: The Embraced (1996) - (Episode: Nightstalker)

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"Starkweather: "Well, I want more."
Cash: "I told you - Only take what you need and nothing more. You take more and you will want more and pretty soon humans will notice. Humans can never know we're here. It's the Masquerade. Without it they'd hunt us down until we were dead."
Starkweather: "Well, I'll hunt them down, won't I?""

Resident Evil

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"Everything is quiet... too quiet."

American Gothic (1995) - (Episode: Strong Arm of the Law)

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"Barrett: "And you call us heavy-handed."
Lucas: "Oh, that's unfair, Barrett. I was a regular old one-man suicide hotline.""

Kindred: The Embraced (1996) - Julian (Episode: Cabin in the Woods)

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"Ten years ago, there was a war between the clans. The Gangrels and the Toreador made peace, but the Brujah wanted power, so I had to fight. This fight was different. They kept coming at me and I kept killing, until I realized I was becoming one of them. Nothing more than a monster that had to be stopped. When it was done and I burned the building and the bodies, I knew I couldn't kill for Archon anymore. And I never did."

1408 (2007)

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"Book Store Cashier: Where is the best place where I can see ghosts?
Mike Enslin: Haunted Mansion, Orlando."

Night Gallery (1970) - Rod Serling (Segment: Tell David...)

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"Jealousy is what we normally paint green and jealousy provides the springboard of this particular painting. It offers up the bottom line of what can happen to human beings when trust is wiped out by suspicion. At this point, it ceases to be just a kind of titillating tale of human comedy; it becomes what it is, a horror story. Our painting is called Tell David..."

Hocus Pocus (1993) - Max

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"Let's light this sucker and meet the old broads."

Dead Like Me (2003) - (Episode: Forget Me Not)

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"Penny: "You're the one who was killed by a toilet seat."
George: "God, will anyone ever let that go?""

Scream 2 (1997)

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"Dewey: Typically, serial killers are white male.
Randy: That's why it's perfect! It's sort of against the rules but not really. Mrs. Voorhies was a terrific serial killer, and there's always room for Candyman's daughter. She's sweet, she's deadly, she's bad for your teeth."

I Am Legend (2007) - Robert Neville

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"What the hell are you doing out here, Fred? If you're real, you better tell me right now!"

Kolchak: The Night Stalker (1974) - Carl Kolchak (Episode: The Youth Killer)

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"I took some pictures, but it seemed pointless. The destruction of the room would be labeled vandalism or a faulty sprinkler system. I don't need any photographs of Helen. [Carl walks to the center of the room, where a statue now stands where Helen stood.] You see, she would always be as she always was... cold, and beautiful, and unchanging. As a postscript I offer this bit of advice, should you ever find a ring, no matter how pretty or valuable, consider well before you slip it on your finger. You may never get it off again."

Night Gallery (1970) - (Segment: House - with Ghost)

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"Mr. Chichester: "By the way, are you set on any particular placement?"
Ellis Travers: "Placement?"
Mr. Chichester: "Well, there's your bedroom ghost, your hall ghost, attic ghost - We've had quite a glut of attic ghosts.""

Night Gallery (1970) - Father (Segment: Miss Lovecraft Sent Me)

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"Guess what Sonny? Daddy has a marvelous surprise in store for you. You're just going to eat her alive."

A Haunting in Connecticut (2002)

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"Paul: "Mom, we saw a guy in the basement. He was in the lab."
Bobby: "And it was really dark and we couldn't see him."
Karen: "This is last night?"
Bobby: "Yeah!"
Karen: "How did he get in?"
Bobby: "We don't know. He was just walking around in the lab."
Paul: "Honest."
Bobby: "Yeah, yeah, we both saw him."
Karen: "Well, I'm going to start charging rent if he hangs around.""

Dead Like Me (2003) - (Episode: Send in the Clown)

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"Deirdre Daly: [handing George a flower] "For my first customer of the day."
George: [taking her soul] "Mine too.""

Night Gallery (1970) - Moragh (Segment: I'll Never Leave You - Ever)

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"A lightning bolt. It hovered, like a falcon above the croft. I could feel the prayer rising in my throat and then it fell to Earth somewhere beyond the ridge. And in the thunder, I could hear the devil's laughter, as if, all along, he'd only just been teasing me."

Scream 2 (1997)

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"Sydney: [referring to who the killer is] Mrs. Loomis?
Gale: [shocked] What?
Mickey: BILLY'S MOTHER!
[Gale turns around and sees Mickey]
Mickey: Nice twist huh? Didn't see it coming, did you?
[laughs]
Gale: [still shocked] Jesus. It can't be, I've seen pictures of you.
Sydney: Yeah this is 60 pounds and a lot of work later.
Debbie: [takes off her trench coat] It's called a makeover. You should try it. Look a little tired yourself there, Gale!"

Kolchak: The Night Stalker (1974) - (Episode: Legacy of Terror)

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"Tony Vincenzo: "You don't smoke, Ron."
Ron Updyke: "My friends think it gives me a thoughtful look, interested in people, foreign correspondent image."
Tony Vincenzo: "They were wrong.""

American Gothic (1995) - Selena Coombs (Episode: Eye of the Beholder)

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"Well, I'd just like to say for the record, that I admire Miss Emory tremendously. I mean, when she told my class about living in a crack house for two weeks, just to do a first person story and how scary it was, they were all very impressed. I know I wouldn't have that kind of courage."

Night Gallery (1970) - (Segment: The Ghost of Sorworth Place)

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"Ann: "When I saw you standing there that day, I heard a voice. It was my voice. It said, 'This is the one. This is the one to do it, perhaps.'"
Ralph: "To do what?"
Ann: "To protect me."
Ralph: "From what?"
Ann: "From my husband."
Ralph: "But he's dead, Ann."
Ann: "Yes, quite. He's dead and I'm in deadly fear of him.""

Kolchak: The Night Stalker (1974) - Carl Kolchak (Episode: The Youth Killer)

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"It seemed to me that such mysterious origins warranted what we in the press call... the midnight interview."

Kolchak: The Night Stalker (1974) - (Episode: Legacy of Terror)

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"Carl Kolchak: "What businessman keeps a mummy in the basement, and a dummy in a key staff position?"
Tony Vincenzo: "Carl, you yourself said that the mummy vanished. And that you had a terrible hit on the head and you saw things. And as for having dummies in key staff positions... I'm as guilty as the next...""

Kolchak: The Night Stalker (1974) - (Episode: The Devil's Platform)

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"Tony Vincenzo: "You know, I once thought of entering the priesthood."
Carl Kolchak: "Then the Inquisition ended and all the fun went out of it for you.""

Kolchak: The Night Stalker (1974) - Carl Kolchak (Episode: The Devil's Platform)

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"The old cliche that politics makes strange bedfellows is only too true. At one time or another, various and sundry politicians have found themselves, when it proved expedient, of course, sharing a blanket with the military, organized crime, disgruntled gun-toting dairy farmers, the church, famous athletes, the comedians, the list is endless. But there was a senatorial race not so long ago here in Illinois, where the strangest bedfellow of all was found under the sheets. The strangest and certainly the most terrifying."

Scream (1996)

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"Phone Voice: Do you like scary movies?

Sidney Prescott: What's the point they're all the same, some stupid killer stalking some big-breasted girl who can't act who is always running up the stairs when she should be running out the front door, it's insulting."

Kolchak: The Night Stalker (1974) - (Episode: Primal Scream)

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"Carl Kolchak: "Hey, Tony! What's new?"
Tony Vincenzo: "That's why I've got reporters - to tell me what's new!""

American Gothic (1995) - (Episode: Strong Arm of the Law)

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"Lowell: "Now, look, I paid you the money. Now, let them go."
Lucas: "And I told you, we ain't got them. They escaped."
Lowell: "You're lying."
Lucas: "They completely fooled us country folk. We thought we had them dead to rights but they tunneled out of here just like Steve McQueen. They're probably in Switzerland by now.""

Kolchak: The Night Stalker (1974) - Carl Kolchak (Episode: The Sentry)

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"Howard Kemper was a good worker. He did what he was told. At least, that's what people would say about him at his funeral."

American Gothic (1995) - Sheriff Lucas Buck (Episode: Inhumanitas)

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"I got a son who wants nothing to do with me. I got people in this town searching for miracles when they don't realize the only miracle they're ever gonna need is right here! And now, on top of everything else, I got the dead breathing down my neck."

Kindred: The Embraced (1996) - Frank (Episode: Live Hard, Die Young, and Leave a Good-Looking Corpse)

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"You know, sometimes a story is so close to you, you just can't see it. It's all around you."

Supernatural Horror in Literature (1927) - H. P. Lovecraft

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"The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown."

Night Gallery (1970) - (Segment: The Sins of the Fathers)

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"Mrs. Evans: "He's not a simple farmer, with simple sins. He's your father. Think of your father."
Ian: "No, no, to eat the sins of the sin-eater..."
Mrs. Evans: "Yes, you have to. Think of all the sins of the sin-eater. Sin upon sin, year after year, hundreds of sins from hundreds of men. Ian. Ian, someone has to take on the sins of the sin-eater. He's your father. Are you going to let your father die with all those sins unrepented, unshriven, unforgiven? Ian. Ian, smell the bacon?""

Kolchak: The Night Stalker (1974) - Carl Kolchak (Episode: The Sentry)

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"I know what's gonna happen now. As far as the authorities are concerned, the events of April twentieth and twenty-first will never have occurred. They-They're gonna tell me that if I ever breathe a word of this, they're gonna break me like a straw man. Now what about the sentry? Will its eggs hatch in the warm, dark dank dampness of its nesting place? Who knows? Maybe the government will find the nest, maybe they won't. We'll probably never know. But if you're in the subway or in a pedestrian tunnel underneath a ballpark and you think you hear something moving in the walls, it may not be your imagination. Take my advice, don't walk, run to the nearest exit."

Kolchak: The Night Stalker (1974) - Carl Kolchak (Episode: The Vampire)

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"Hollywood. I was beginning to see they do things strangely there. A detective lieutenant puts two suspects in jail and then goes back to the scene of the crime to do his investigation. Well, what can you expect from a city that erects a building to look like a stack of flapjacks and where some of the men dust their eyebrows with glitter? Compared to Tinseltown, Chicago was beginning to look like the Garden of Eden."

Night Gallery (1970) - Doctor Ernest Stringfellow (Segment: Dr. Stringfellow's Rejuvenator)

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"Dr. Snyder here is the protector of the common good. A drunk and a sot and an unhealed healer, but he... He claims to speak for the speechless. You know what I do, brother? I sell faith. I'm going to give that child of yours enough belief so that she can kick her way out of a pine coffin if she needs to. Do you understand me? If that child crosses over into the shadows, I am going to bring her back to life! Now, you go get her."

Kolchak: The Night Stalker (1974) - Carl Kolchak (Episode: The Zombie)

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"Willie Pike, one time heavyweight contender, now just one heavy pile of lifeless junk."

Resident Evil Code: Veronica - Wesker

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"Let's just say I am just a ghost to haunt your dear brother."

Purgatory (1999) - Sheriff Forrest

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"I'm asking you nicely. Please stop throwing knives at our church."

The Twilight Zone (1959) - Rod Serling

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"There is a fifth dimension, beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call the Twilight Zone."

American Gothic (1995) - Sheriff Lucas Buck (Episode: Rebirth)

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"[after Merlyn's coffin has been opened] Wow. Imagine waking up next to that every morning?"

Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992) - Dracula

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"Listen to them, the children of the night. What sweet music they make."

American Gothic (1995) - (Episode: The Beast Within)

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"Ben: "Well, you're in bad shape."
Artie: "I'm perfect."
Ben: "Why are you doing this, Artie?"
Artie: "Because I'm Mama's little angel, Ben. Mama's little angel gone AWOL from the psych ward.""

The Haunting of Hill House (1959) - Shirley Jackson

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"Journeys end in lovers meeting."

Scream (1996)

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"Stu: See it's a fun game Sidney. We ask you questions and if you get one wrong, BOO-GAH, you die.
Billy: You get one right, you die."

Kindred: The Embraced (1996) - (Episode: Live Hard, Die Young, and Leave a Good-Looking Corpse)

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"Lillie: "A lot of lost souls drift through this place, Frank. That's why I call it The Haven."
Frank: "Yeah, well... I think there's a wolf in your Haven, Lillie."
Lillie: "And you're the hunter? Are you going to hunt me someday, Frank?""

Night Gallery (1970) - Rod Serling (Segment: Quoth the Raven)

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"From the pen of Edgar Allan Poe... more or less, Quoth the Raven."

Night Gallery (1970) - Rod Serling (Segment: There Aren't Any More MacBanes)

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"Our next painting tells the story of a young man who's major in school is philosophy, but whose extracurricular labors take him into the area of black magic. And for this, you don't get a degree but the commencement ceremony is a gas. See for yourself as we offer you - There Aren't Anymore MacBanes."

Kolchak: The Night Stalker (1974) - Tony Vincenzo (Episode: The Devil's Platform)

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"Why do I eat at Manny's? What are the first symptoms of botulism - anyone know?"

American Gothic (1995) - (Episode: A Tree Grows in Trinity)

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"Lucas: "You told me this was handled."
Selena: "Well I'm sorry Lucas, but I just couldn't hurt him."
Lucas: "So you kept him as a pet?"
Selena: "I liked him, okay? To tell you the truth he kind of liked me.""

The Twilight Zone (1985) - Bill Lowery (Segment: Wordplay)

1250035210

"What does lunch mean?"

Tales from the Crypt - The Crypt-Keeper

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"And somewhere out there, under the soft Earth that covered it... Something stirred... Then pushed its decayed and rotted hand up... up... Through the black dirt into the black night..."

You're All I Need - Motley Crue

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"The blade of my knife
Faced away from your heart
Those last few nights
It turned and sliced you apart"

Scream 2 (1997)

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"Hallie: I like the little furry things.
Mickey: Ewoks, they blow."

Night Gallery (1970) - Rod Serling (Segment: Silent Snow, Secret Snow)

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"For our last offering in the Night Gallery, a painting that brings to life a literary classic. From the pen of Conrad Aiken - fragile, lovely, haunting. Its title - Silent Snow, Secret Snow."

Night Gallery (1970) - Rod Serling (Segment: Dead Weight)

1248912010

"Here we have a cameo dandy. Problem, how to flee the coop. How to make tracks away from the police and unhappy peers. Ship out to safer climbs. The story of a chap, who, if he'd had to do it over again, would've remained where he was. He finds out that he is precisely what is the title of the picture - Dead Weight."

The Twilight Zone (1985) - Cathy Lowery (Segment: Wordplay)

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"Hinge, oh counter door!"

Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon (2006) - Leslie Vernon

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"It is going to get wet in here tonight. Lace your boots up kiddies."

Brains! - Voltaire

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"Brains, brains, I won't lie,
I'll eat their brains 'til they're zombified.
Sure, they might think it's deranged,
But they won't give it a thought after I've eaten their brains."

Kindred: The Embraced (1996) - (Episode: The Embraced)

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"Archon: "Be patient, Luna. The sun's almost down. Whoever did this is hoping you will frenzy. Make a mistake."
Julian: "He was not only my bodyguard, he was my friend. They staked him out like dead meat and burned him in the sun like a beast. Someone must pay for this."
Archon: "It's not the events that determine. We can't control them. It's the reaction to the events.""

Kolchak: The Night Stalker (1974) - (Episode: The Spanish Moss Murders)

1248307210

"Morris Shapiro: "Did I come to Chicago in '38 to uh... dance on the street? No. I came to get into organized crime."
Carl Kolchak: "Were you successful?"
Morris Shapiro: "No, I didn't make the height requirement. But I learned some things from those guys. Like, don't give information to somebody who might really have dark blue underwear and a badge.""

Battle Royale (2000) - Training Video Girl

1248220810

"OK, about the necklaces you're wearing. They're 100% waterproof and permanent! It monitors your pulse, informing us of your location and movements. So if you linger in a danger zone, or cause trouble, we can identify you and transmit radio waves that trigger an alarm and boom! It explodes! If you try to rip it off, it explodes too - so promise not to try that, OK?"

American Gothic (1995) - (Episode: Dead to the World)

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"Gail: [reading] "Every time I see your angelic face my heart sings with the joy of a thousand trumpets."
Lucas: "So I was a lousy poet. What's your point?"
Gail: "You were seeing her when she died."
Lucas: "Jealous?""

American Gothic (1995) - Sheriff Lucas Buck (Episode: Meet the Beetles)

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"[To killer] You're bugging me. [Opens container to reveal Lieutenant Drey covered in beetles] He bugging you?"

Night Gallery (1970) - Rod Serling (Segment: Witches' Feast)

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"A bizarre little item here offered to the gourmet who takes his banquet seriously. If sometime you are invited to a picnic under the moon, you might best check the other guests. The ones who didn't arrive in automobiles. Who, as a matter of fact, parked their brooms in the corner of the meadow. This little nocturnal clambake is called Witches' Feast."

Hellbound: Hellraiser II (1988) - Pinhead

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"Go on... but trick us again child, and your suffering will be legendary... even in Hell!"

Dog Soldiers (2002) - Sgt. Wells

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"We are now up against live, hostile targets. So, if Little Red Riding Hood should show up with a bazooka and a bad attitude, I expect you to chin the bitch."

Salem's Lot (1979) - Richard K. Straker

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"You'll enjoy Mr. Barlow. And he'll enjoy you."

Death Proof (2007) - Stuntman Mike

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"Hey Pam! Remember when I said this car was death proof? Well, that wasn't a lie. This car is 100% death proof. Only to get the benefit of it honey, you really gotta be sitting in my seat."

The Ring (2002) - Rachel

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"I think before you die, you see the ring."

I Don't Like Mondays - The Boomtown Rats

1247356810

"And all the playing's stopped in the playground now
She wants to play with her toys awhile
And school's out early and soon we be learning
And the lesson today is how to die"

Hard Candy (2005) - Hayley Stark

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"You used the same phrases about Goldfrapp as they use on Amazon.com. Busted!"

Kolchak: The Night Stalker (1974) - Carl Kolchak (Episode: Chopper)

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"There is an old, simple axiom about the dead: don't disturb them, not for any reason at all."

Scream (1996)

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"Sidney Prescott: Stu, Stu, Stu, what's your motive? Billy's got one, the police are on their way, what are you gonna tell them?
Stu: Peer pressure, I'm far too sensitive."

Tales from the Darkside (1983) - (Episode: The Yattering and Jack)

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"The Yattering: "I put his cat in the microwave... my masterpiece. Fur and cat brains all over the kitchen walls!"
Beelzebub: "You must try harder!""

Waking the Demon - Bullet For My Valentine

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"Waking the Demon
Where'd ya run to?
Walking in shadows
Watch the blood flow

There's not much longer
So don't try and fight
Your bodies weakening
Walk to the light"

Night Gallery (1970) - Rod Serling (Segment: Stop Killing Me)

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"Painting number two in the Night Gallery - Addressing itself to the strains and stresses of the married. Having to do with the fact that there is more than one way to kill a cat and more than one way to dispose of a wife. Our painting is called, Stop Killing Me."

American Gothic (1995) - Caleb (Episode: Damned If You Don't)

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"Sutpen's gonna get you. Sutpen's gonna get you. Sutpen's gonna get you, Boone."

Damien: Omen II (1978)

1246320010

"You're too young to be so cynical."

Blood For Dracula (1974) - Dracula

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"The blood of these whores is killing me!"

Scream 2 (1997) - Mrs.Loomis

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"[after shooting Mickey and Mickey shoots Gale] Two birds, one stone."

Scream (1996) - Billy

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"[quoting Norman Bates] We all go a little mad sometimes."

The Hound (1922) - H.P. Lovecraft

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"St. John is a mangled corpse; I alone know why, and such is my knowledge that I am about to blow out my brains for fear I shall be mangled the same way."

The Haunting of Hill House (1959) - Shirley Jackson

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"He had been looking for an honestly haunted house all his life. When he heard of Hill House he had been at first doubtful, then hopeful, then indefatigable; he was not the man to let go of Hill House once he had found it."

Night Gallery (1970) - Agatha Howard (Segment: Cool Air)

1245715210

"Once a year I visit his grave, a ritual born of habit and, I suppose, some fleeting little ghost of obligation. Fleeting, for it was over 50 years ago that I knew him and there are times when I find it difficult to remember his face or the sound of his voice. And the circumstances are indistinct around the edges, like an aging photograph clouding and yellowing with the years. But I remember the cool air. I remember it with a special horror, an icy draft that still whistles across half a century like a mournful dirge; a fitting kind of music to this man."

Kolchak: The Night Stalker (1974) - Carl Kolchak (Episode: The Sentry)

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"This is one story I may not get to file in person, so I'll have to talk fast because it's after me."

Kolchak: The Night Stalker (1974) - Captain Joe Baker (Episode: Bad Medicine)

1245542410

"Diablero? Now what is that - an Italian sport car?"

Night Gallery (1970) - Claire Foster (Segment: Keep in Touch - We'll Think of Something)

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"That's what his nightmare is. That some man slips into our bedroom in the middle of the night and strangles him. It's not very pleasant. He wakes up sometimes choking, grabbing at the hands around his neck. The doctor says he's trying to work out some sort of guilt complex."

Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon (2006)

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"Leslie Vernon: This is the living room. There's Church and Zoe. They are my little sweeties. Actually, he's not. Don't put your finger anywhere near him.
Taylor Gentry: [whispers] Okay.
Leslie Vernon: But you can pet *him*. He's a sweetie. I'm so terrible with these guys. I go away for days, forget to feed 'em. Little bastards just won't die.
Taylor Gentry: Turtles are good that way, very feng shui.
Leslie Vernon: Yeah yeah, plants and turtles. Plants and turtles. I only keep pets I can eat."

The Exorcist (1973) - Linda Blair/The Demon

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"What an excellent day for an exorcism."

Purgatory (1999) - Cavin Guthrie

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"I feel like I was eaten by a coyote and crapped off a cliff."

Night of the Living Dead (1968) - George A. Romero

1245110410

"Yeah, they're dead... they're all messed up."

G vs. E (1999) - Opening Narration

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"A man torn from his family, murdered in his prime, only to return to Earth resurrected as an agent of the Almighty Corps. With no magic, no special powers, forbidden from intimate contact, unrecognizable to those from their past lives, Chandler Smythe and Henry McNeil now fight to save lost souls against the minions of darkness. It is a battle of Good versus Evil. G vs E, that's what it is!"

American Gothic (1995) - Sheriff Lucas Buck (Episode: The Buck Stops Here (Part 1/2))

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"That's Latin. Latin for, 'an old order of the ages is born anew.' That's right, with each generation, there can only be one. One who sees all, one who knows all, and one who conquers all."

American Gothic (1995) - Selena Coombs (Episode: Inhumanitas)

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"Well, if you're gonna scream, why don't you come into the bedroom?"

Night Gallery (1970) - Dracula (Segment: The Devil Is Not Mocked)

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"You must forgive my servants and our primitive Transylvanian customs."

Kolchak: The Night Stalker (1974) - (Episode: Mr. R.I.N.G.)

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"Carl Kolchak: "Uh, what time is it?"
Mr. R.I.N.G.: "Considering the expense of my development, it would be wasteful to utilize me for simply telling time, especially I do not wear a watch. The prudent option would be to consult a rudimentary clock."
Carl Kolchak: "Makes sense.""

Night Gallery (1970) - Mr. Chichester (Segment: House - with Ghost)

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"There is nothing worse than a couple squabbling after death has cheerfully pried them apart."

Annabel Lee - Edgar Allan Poe

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"For the moon never beams without bringing me dreams
Of the beautiful Annabel Lee;
And the stars never rise but I see the bright eyes
Of the beautiful Annabel Lee;
And so, all the night-tide, I lie down by the side
Of my darling, my darling, my life and my bride
In her sepulchre there by the sea -
In her tomb by the sounding sea."

Dead Like Me (2003) - Mason (Episode: The Ledger)

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"I'm so smart, I'm practically retarded!"

Dead Like Me (2003) - (Episode: Pilot)

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"George: "Yuck! This juice tastes like ass, here you try it!"
Mason: "No, thanks. I'm trying to stay off of the ass juice for now.""

Kolchak: The Night Stalker (1974) - Carl Kolchak (Episode: The Vampire)

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"You should meet my boss. He'd turn Buddha into a chain-smoker."

The Tell-Tale Heart (1843) - Edgar Allan Poe

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"True! --nervous --very, very dreadfully nervous I had been and am; but why will you say that I am mad? The disease had sharpened my senses --not destroyed --not dulled them."

Salem's Lot (1979) - Danny Glick

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"Open the window. Open the window, Mark. Open the window, Mark. Please! Let me in! It's OK, Mark, I'm your friend. He commands it!"

Scream (1996)

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"Deputy Dwight Dewey Riley: He's my superior!
Tatum: Janitor is your superior."

Kolchak: The Night Stalker (1974) - (Episode: The Energy Eater)

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"Carl Kolchak: "Well, Tony, Tony, there is a vast and growing proportion of our citizens in their autumn years who are living on fixed income, faced with a-a growing inflation, possibly even recession. I mean, they have their rights, their special needs. They're organized."
Tony Vincenzo: "Really? What do they call it? Wrinkle Power?""

Kolchak: The Night Stalker (1974) - (Episode: The Ripper)

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"Ron Updyke: "It was horrible. Horrible."
Tony Vincenzo: "Have you got any background on the murdered girl, Ron?"
Ron Updyke: "She's dead. Throat cut. Her head was nearly severed from her body."
Carl Kolchak: "You get that from the coroner's report?"
Ron Updyke: "I got it from a reporter from The Herald. He actually saw the body."
Tony Vincenzo: "He saw the body? Well, what did you do, Ron?"
Ron Updyke: "Well, I went to where she was... murdered. It was..."
Carl Kolchak: "Horrible?"
Ron Updyke: "Exactly.""

Kolchak: The Night Stalker (1974) - (Episode: The Sentry)

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"Lieutenant Irene Lamont: "Did a guy come in here wearing a seersucker suit, with red hair?"
Receptionist: "There was a Mr. Kolchak. I believe he was with a nickel firm in New Mexico."
Lieutenant Irene Lamont: "He's got nothing to do with nickel. He's the proverbial bad penny.""

Night Gallery (1970) - Rod Serling (Segment: The Dear Departed)

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"You're all familiar I suppose with mediums and seances. The slightly curdling nocturnal event in which the dead come back to visit, through the good offices of a middleman or a woman. It's a sport that lends itself to table tappings, some ghostly manifestations that float transparently across the room, and a few distant, sepulchral voices. This painting offers a new side to the familiar seance because it tells what happens when a seance is successful, but the appearing dead isn't the one expected. Offered to you now on the Night Gallery, The Dear Departed."

The Haunting (1963) - Mrs. Sanderson

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"The dead are not quiet in Hill House."

Scream 3 (2000)

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"[Jennifer is studying Gale in order to play her character]
Jennifer: The ruthless ambition, your private self-loathing, and that lost and lonely little girl inside.
Gale: Lost and lonely what?
Jennifer: You heard me.
Gale: Lost and lonely what?"

Kolchak: The Night Stalker (1974) - Carl Kolchak (Episode: The Devil's Platform)

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"There's two things that just can't be rushed, anyone who is paid by the hour and an office building elevator."

Night Gallery (1970) - Rod Serling (Segment: Cool Air)

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"To the shoppers, the hunters, the sifters and winnowers, to those of you who comprise that vast fraternity of picture-watchers, we offer you this salon of the special and the supernatural. Painting number one. It has to do with death, usually the last chapter in every man's book of life. The ashes and the dust, the tomb and the engraving on the stone. Death the finale. But our first painting offers up a tale with the final curtain not quite the final curtain. There's an epilogue. We offer you now a little item called Cool Air. Tonight's first painting in the Night Gallery."

A Haunting (2005) - Narrator (Episode: The Lake Club Horror)

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"For decades, the Lake Club in Springfield, Illinois has served as a waystation for gamblers and musicians, but not all of them were simply passing through. For one soul, the Lake Club was a trap and death was just the beginning."

Night Gallery (1970) - Rod Serling (Segment: An Act of Chivalry)

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"And now, Night Gallery's slightly distorted version of history. An Act of Chivalry."

American Gothic (1995) - Sheriff Lucas Buck (Episode: Strong Arm of the Law)

1242259211

"Is that belt too tight, Lowell? Well, just hang on."

Friday the 13th (1980)

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"Alice: The boy... is he dead, too?
Tierney: Who?
Alice: The boy. Jason.
Tierney: Jason?
Alice: In the lake, the one... the one who attacked me... the one who pulled me underneath the water.
Tierney: Ma'am, we didn't find any boy.
Alice: But... then he's still out there."

American Gothic (1995) - Merlyn Temple (Episode: Pilot)

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"Someone's at the door."

Tales from the Darkside (1983) - Gail Aynsley (Episode: Inside the Closet)

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"There's something living in that closet, Doctor Fenner!"

Dead Alive (1992) - Native

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"Singaya! singaya!.. You've got the BITE!"

Battle Royale (2000) - Training Video Girl

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"You are the lucky class chosen for this year's Battle Royale! Congratulations! Now, I'm going to explain the rules for you. Listen well to fight right and with gusto."

American Gothic (1995) - Sheriff Lucas Buck (Episode: Potato Boy)

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"Everyone needs to feel safe. Some folks would lay all of Trinity's troubles at my doorstep, but hell... might as well blame the trailer park for attracting lightning bolts and tornadoes. I mean, I had a hand in certain... things. But everybody's got free will. I just give them enough rope to hang themselves. Course their lives would be a whole lot easier if they'd just take my hand - Just say 'Yes.'"

Dead Like Me (2003) - (Episode: Hurry)

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"Ed Barphin: "May I ask you a question?"
George: "That is a question. Would you like to ask me another one?""

A Haunting in Connecticut (2002) - Narrator

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"In this world, there is real evil. It can lurk in the most innocent of places and attack the most innocent of victims. When the Parker family moves into a new house, they discover the home's grim past and find themselves confronted by an unimaginable horror. They must choose between fighting an entity bent on consuming them or giving into their fear. To win, they must rely on their faith and an exorcist to stop the destruction of their family from the haunting."

The Cruel Ship's Carpenter - Traditional

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"But as he was a-going and turning around,
He spied lovely Mary, she was dressed all in brown,
And she's snatched at him, and she's cut him, and she's tore him in three,
Saying,'That's for the murder of my baby and me!'"

Kolchak: The Night Stalker (1974) - (Episode: The Energy Eater)

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"Carl Kolchak: "What would you say if I told you there was a force beyond your comprehension trying to destroy this hospital?"
Detective Webster: "I'd say goodbye, Kolchak!""

American Gothic (1995) - (Episode: Meet the Beetles)

1241136011

"Curtis: "It's Hack Weller, Lucas. Son of a gun used to start everyday with a couple of cherry colas and it shows. Look at them molars."
Lucas: "So your official cause of death is tooth decay? Good work, Curtis.""

Kolchak: The Night Stalker (1974) - (Episode: Mr. R.I.N.G.)

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"Mrs. Walker: "Have you ever been bored to tears?"
Carl Kolchak: "Yeah, I spent four years in high school and the hanky never left my hand.""

Kolchak: The Night Stalker (1974) - Carl Kolchak (Episode: Primal Scream)

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"During World War II, close to this very spot, science bore a child that changed the course of human relations and, to this day threatens to end human history. It was called, innocuously enough, the Manhattan Project and it grew into the terror we all have come to know as the hydrogen bomb. But this year, only a stone's throw from here, science delivered a new child."

Dracula (1897) - Renfield

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"The doctor here will bear me out that on occasion I tried to kill him for the purpose of strengthening my vital powers by the assimilation with my own body of life through the medium of his blood - relying, of course, upon the scriptural phrase, 'for the blood of life!' though indeed, the vendor of a certain nostrum has vulgarized the truism to the very point of contempt."

Night Gallery (1970) - Rod Serling (Segment: Logoda's Heads)

1240790410

"Item number three in the Night Gallery. You probably recognize this quaint figurine. The dead eyes, the sewn lips, the kind of things that usually infests nightmares. And that happens to be precisely what it is. A nightmare of the first order. It's title - Logoda's Heads."

Kolchak: The Night Stalker (1974) - Carl Kolchak (Episode: The Ripper)

1240704010

"And here's the postscript: when they drained that pond, they found nothing � nothing, but some old clothes. For some reason, the police suddenly decided they wanted those, and my head. I don't know how Vincenzo will handle the charges of arson and malicious mischief lodged against me by Captain Warren, but that fire was a big one � a six-alarmer. A blast furnace couldn't have done a better job: everything gone. The house. My story. The evidence. Like they say: ashes to ashes. One thing survived the inferno, however. There's enough of it left to read the maker: 'Peel's Footwear, London, Southwest 1.' They're still there, of course, but they don't make this style shoe any more. It was discontinued over seventy years ago. Seventy. Years. Ago."

Halloween (1978) - Tommy Doyle

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"You can't kill the Boogeyman."

The Black Cat (1934) - Bela Lugosi

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"Supernatural, perhaps; baloney, perhaps not."

Scream 3 (2000)

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"Dewey: The killer called her.
Mark: When?
Gale: What'd he say?
Sidney: Oh you know the usual small talk. What's new? How you been? How do you wanna die?"

Kolchak: The Night Stalker (1974) - Carl Kolchak (Episode: The Zombie)

1240272010

"Item: Fran�ois Edmonds, the deceased, was buried a third time at public expense � a third time � however, this time, rock salt was poured in his mouth, and his lips were sewn shut. City officials will deny this, but you can see it for yourself, if, if, you'd care to venture out to Saint Lucie's cemetery, and exhume the corpse. Be my guest. If you've got the nerve."

Kolchak: The Night Stalker (1974) - Carl Kolchak (Episode: The Spanish Moss Murders)

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"The chef was put on a level with Debussy and Gauguin, but now he'd been murdered, and he looked just as dead as any short-order cook in any greasy spoon."

Tales from the Darkside (1983) - Jack Polo (Episode: The Yattering and Jack)

1240099211

"[Upon observing dead fish in his fishtank]
Boiled fish again... huh... have to replace that thermostat."

Kolchak: The Night Stalker (1974) - Carl Kolchak (Episode: The Zombie)

1240012811

"The Monk was of a lower order. He had never taken the vows of poverty or silence."

Jack the Ripper - Screaming Lord Sutch

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"When she walks down the streets, he's never far behind
The Ripper, Jack The Ripper
With his little black bag and his one tracked mind
The Ripper, Jack The Ripper"

Kolchak: The Night Stalker (1974) - Carl Kolchak (Episode: The Werewolf)

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"Admittedly, the story you are about to read is bizarre, incredible. Those of you who wish to avoid being unsettled, who wish to avoid thinking, will label it insane. And though you, the reader, would find these facts almost impossible to substantiate, that does not change their nature. Facts they are, I know. I saw them happen."

Kolchak: The Night Stalker (1974) - Carl Kolchak (Episode: Bad Medicine)

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"F. Scott Fitzgerald once wrote, 'The rich are different than you and me.' They sure are. They got more money. But there wasn't enough money in the world to save some members of Chicago's upper crust from a fiendish force so dark, it can only be called diabolic."

Kolchak: The Night Stalker (1974) - (Episode: Firefall)

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"Maria: "Y'know, Kolchak, I have this friend; he's a doctor...and Lou's always complaining 'cause his friends want free advice."
Carl Kolchak: "Uh huh..."
Maria: "Gypsies have the same problem.""

Martin (1977) - Tada Cuda

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"Nosferatu. Vampire! First I will save your soul, then I will destroy you. I will show you your room."

Kolchak: The Night Stalker (1974) - Carl Kolchak (Episode: They Have Been, They Are, They Will Be...)

1239408010

"It began fairly quietly. Lincoln Park Zoo, September 2nd, 5:30am. Shanka, the zoo's prize cheetah, was expecting her morning feeding. It never came."

Scream (1996)

1239321610

"Casey: Look, I am two seconds away from calling the police!
Ghostface: They'll never make it in time."

Dead Like Me (2003) - (Episode: Pilot)

1239235212

"George: "Who decides what we look like?"
Mason: "I don't know. Maybe this is what our inner child looks like when it grows up."
George: "If that were the case, it looks like my inner child's road to adulthood was paved with crack cocaine, ten-dollar blowjobs, and maybe even a trick baby or two.""

Kolchak: The Night Stalker (1974) - Carl Kolchak (Episode: They Have Been, They Are, They Will Be...)

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"It started for me on a day which is supposed to be one of my happiest - the day of the first game of the first World Series for the Cubs in twenty-nine years. The day began badly."

A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)

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"Tina: Please, God...
Freddy: THIS... is God.."

Kolchak: The Night Stalker (1974) - (Episode: Mr. R.I.N.G.)

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"Emily Cowles: "Mr. Vincenzo wants to see you."
Carl Kolchak: "Oh? Oh... well, here I go, into the Valley of Death.""

Scream 3 (2000)

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"Jennifer: You know, in the movies, I play you as being much smarter.
Gale: And as a sane person. For you that must be quite a stretch."

A Haunting (2005) - Opening Credits

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"Between the world we see and the things we fear, there are doors. When they are opened, nightmares become reality."

Scream 3 (2000) - Gale

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"Deja voodoo."

Richard II - William Shakespeare

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"The worst is death, and death will have his day."

Scream 2 (1997)

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"Randy: Showgirls. Absolutely frightening. What's yours?
[runs to a girl on cell phone, its not the killer]
Randy: Wait, let me guess. The house on sorority row? The dorm that dripped blood? Splatter university? Graduation day? Final exam? Am I close?"

Kolchak: The Night Stalker (1974) - Ron Uptight Updyke (Episode: Primal Scream)

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"Good-bye, Carl. Don't take any wooden bananas."

What's He Building? - Tom Waits

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"He has a router and a table saw
And you won't believe what Mr. Stiches saw
There's poison underneath the sink of course
There's also enough formaldehyde to choke a horse
What's he building in there?"

Kolchak: The Night Stalker (1974) - Carl Kolchak (Episode: Legacy of Terror)

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"I promised I'd show up with a haircut, new hat and pressed suit... but I lie a lot."

Dead Alive (1992) - Uncle Les

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"That's quite a collection of stiffs you have down there."

Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974) - The Old Man

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"Look what your brother did to the door!"

Kolchak: The Night Stalker (1974) - Tony Vincenzo (Episode: The Knightly Murders)

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"Why do I always feel like I don't belong here?"

Billion Dollar Babies - Alice Cooper

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"We go dancing nightly in the attic
While the moon is rising in the sky
If I'm too rough, tell me
I'm so scared your little head will come off in my hands"

Kolchak: The Night Stalker (1974) - Carl Kolchak (Episode: The Sentry)

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"Don't yell like you always do. It'll rile your bile."

Dead Like Me (2003) - (Episode: Always)

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"Daisy Adair: "You are always in your own head. It's like your talking to yourself."
George: [voice over] "Am I?""

Scream 2 (1997) - Randy

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"There are certain rules that one must abide by in order to create a successful sequel. Number one: the body count is always bigger. Number two: the death scenes are always much more elaborate - more blood, more gore - *carnage candy*. And number three: never, ever, under any circumstances, assume the killer is dead."

In a letter to Wilfred Blanch Talman, October 31 1926 - H. P. Lovecraft

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"This primary attention to plot is probably a wise choice on your part, because to the weird writer plot is so much more difficult to achieve than atmosphere."

Kolchak: The Night Stalker (1974) - Carl Kolchak (Episode: The Vampire)

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"Ichabod thought he had added another filly to his stable of trotters. In Ichabod's parlance, his new acquisition was called a fox. He had no way of knowing she was actually more closely related to the bat."

Kolchak: The Night Stalker (1974) - Carl Kolchak (Episode: The Spanish Moss Murders)

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"Maybe you have to brush with death before you can really reflect on life, on the people and times that really meant something to you, like childhood, dreams of sailing on the silver seas and wooden shoes, visions of sugar plums dancing. Silver seas, sugar plums. The visions, the nightmares of a child are perhaps the most frightening and horrifying. Some people who were in Chicago during the first stifling hot weeks of July would say that were so... if they were still alive."

Night Gallery (1970) - Rod Serling (Segment: Midnight Never Ends)

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"A most cordial welcome to this nocturnal arcade featuring canvases that are sometimes a bit on the peculiar side, sometimes uncommon. Sometimes a few frescoes of the freakish. Tonight's first selection, a painting suggesting solitude, or at least solemnity, as viewed during the midnight hour. It tells a tale of two young people caught inexorably in a recurring nightmare with a finale on the jolting side. Our painting with the somewhat familiar face is called Midnight Never Ends. And this is the Night Gallery."

Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997) - (Episode: Amends)

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"Jenny: "You have no idea what you're dealing with."
Buffy: "Let me guess. Is it... evil?""

Kolchak: The Night Stalker (1974) - Jim Elkhorn (Episode: The Energy Eater)

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"Er, he was called a bear God, Charles, and I don't really know why since he was invisible."

1408 (2007)

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"Gerald Olin: You do drink don't you?
Mike Enslin: Of course. I just said I was a writer."

Kolchak: The Night Stalker (1974) - (Episode: The Ripper)

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"(Discussing fellow reporter Ron Updyke)
Tony Vincenzo: "Well, let him do his own research!"
Carl Kolchak: "He can't. He's a bibliophiliac."
Tony: "Huh?"
Carl: "He's uh... persona non grata down at the library."
Tony: "He's what?"
Carl: "Yeah. You see see he takes books out. He's got half the books in the library out and they're all overdue. As a matter of fact, they've got a warrant out for his arrest."
Tony: "Well, that's not like Ron."
Carl: "Oh, I know. I know uh... I was terribly disturbed about it when I heard it. I don't know - It must be some sort of deep-seated illness, a compulsion of sorts I gather. Biblio... philiac."
Tony: "Biblio?"
Carl: "Yeah.""

Gilbert K. Chesterton

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"Art, like morality, consists in drawing the line somewhere."

Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon (2006) - Leslie Vernon

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"Leslie Vernon: This is the living room. Here's Church and Zoe. They're my little sweeties. Actually, he's not. Don't put your finger anywhere near him.
Taylor Gentry: [whispers] Okay.
Leslie Vernon: But, you can pet him. He's a sweetie. I'm so terrible with these guys. I go away for days. Forget to feed 'em. The little bastards just won't die!
Taylor Gentry: Turtles are good that way. Very Feng Shui.
Leslie Vernon: Yea... Yea, plants and turtles... Plants and turtles... I only keep pets I can eat."

Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives (1986) - Elizabeth

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"I've seen enough horror movies to know that any weirdo wearing a mask is never friendly."

Scream (1996) - Billy

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"[killer's Voice]What's the matter Sidney, you look like you've seen a ghost."

The Prophecy II (1998) - Izzy

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"You're keeping me alive because you don't know DOS?!?"

I Am Legend (2007) - Neville

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"He had this idea. It was kind of a virologist idea. He believed that you could cure racism and hate... literally cure it, by injecting music and love into people's lives. When he was scheduled to perform at a peace rally, a gunman came to his house and shot him down. Two days later he walked out on that stage and sang. When they asked him why - He said, 'The people, who were trying to make this world worse... are not taking a day off. How can I? Light up the darkness.'"

Halloween (1978) - Dr. Sam Loomis

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"I met him fifteen years ago, I was told there was nothing left, No reason, no conscience, no understanding...

Even the most rudimentary sense of life or death, good or evil, right or wrong...

I met this six-year-old child, with this blank, pale, emotionless face and, the blackest eyes...the devils eyes!

I spent eight years trying to reach him and then another seven trying to keep him locked up because I realized what was living behind that boy's eyes was purely and simply...evil."

I Am Legend (2007) - Neville

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"God didn't do this. We did!"

Scream (1996)

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"Sidney Prescott: Stu, Stu, Stu, what's your motive? Billy's got one, the police are on their way, what are you gonna tell them?
Stu: Peer pressure, I'm far too sensitive."

Evil Dead II (1987) - Ash

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"There's something out there. That... that witch in the cellar is only part of it. It lives... out in those woods, in the dark... something... something that's come back from the dead."

Scream (1996)

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"Randy: Listen up. They found Principal Himbry dead. He was gutted and hung from the goal post on the football field.
Drunk teen: Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go over there before they pry him down!"

Boogie Woogie Wu - Insane Clown Posse

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"The beast lives out of the raging storm in the dead of night
The ravenous, blood-sick creature searches for it's sacrifice
Through the hideous darkness, it lurches, driven by death itself
Only the satisfaction of slaughter will cause it to return to
The darkness from which it came."

Army of Darkness (1992)

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"Old Woman: I'll swallow your soul!
Ash: Come get some."

George Jean Nathan

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"Great art is as irrational as great music. It is mad with its own loveliness."

The Birds (1963)

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"Melanie Daniels: On Mondays and Wednesdays I work for the Travelers Aid at the airport.
Mitch Brenner: Helping travelers?
Melanie Daniels: No, misdirecting them."

Scream (1996)

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"Casey: Who's there?
Ghostface: Never say who's there? Don't you watch scary movies? It's a death wish. You might as well come out to investigate a strange noise or something."

Pumpkinhead (1989) - Bunt Wallace

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"Before tonight I didn't believe it. I thought it was just something that made up to scare the little kids. But when the sun went down, my grandpa fetched the whole family together and he told us that some outsider folks had done something real bad. He wouldn't say what. He just said that Pumpkinhead was going to be out after 'em and that we better stay inside until he got 'em."

Dracula (1931) - Bela Lugosi

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"You are a wise man Van Helsing, for one who has lived only one lifetime..."

The Beyond (1981) - Emily/Eibon

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"Woe be unto him who opens one of the gateways to Hell, because through that gateway, evil will invade the world."

Ghostbusters (1984) - Winston Zeddemore

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"Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say 'YES'!"

Hellraiser (1987) - Pinhead

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"No tears please, it's a waste of good suffering."

The Thing (1982) - MacReady

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"Trust is a tough thing to come by these days."

The Heretic (The Lost Child) - W.A.S.P.

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"Don't turn out the lights
Cause there's demons in the night
And they prey on the fears in us all
They hide inside and wait
And they shun the light of day
The screams in their dreams fill us all."

Dracula (1897) - Dr. Seward's Diary

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"Here was my own pet lunatic - the most pronounced of his type that I had ever met with - talking elemental philosophy, and with the manner of a polished gentleman."

The Return of the Living Dead (1985) - Zombie

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"Send more paramedics!"

Dog Soldiers (2002) - Megan

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"You may think all women are bitches... but I'm the real thing."

Audition (1999) - Asami

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"Words create lies. Pain can be trusted."

In a letter to Frank Belknap Long, December 1927 - H. P. Lovecraft

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"In furnishing my Irish colleague with an account of my vivid and active career I did not think it necessary to mention trifles so tame as Satanism and neogonophagy -- nay, nor my voyage up the Oxus, nor my visit to Samarcand, nor how *and why* I slew the yellow-veiled priest at Lhasa -- that priest whose yellow silken veil stood out *too far* in front of where his face ought to be, and moved in a manner that *I did not like.*"

Frankenhooker (1990) - Newscaster

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"In a blaze of blood, bones, and body parts, the vivacious young girl was instantly reduced to a tossed human salad... a salad that police are still trying to gather up... a salad that was once named Elizabeth."

Scream (1996)

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"Stu: "Because there's not way a girl could have killed them."
Tatum: "That is so sexist. The killer could easily be female-Basic Instinct."
Randy: "That was an ice pick-not exactly the same thing."
Stu: "Yeah, Casey and Steve were completely hollowed out. Takes a man to do something like that."
Tatum: "Or a man's mentality."
Stu: "I didn't kill anybody."
Billy: "Nobody said you did."
Stu: "Thanks, buddy!"
Randy: "Besides...'Takes a MAN to do something like that!'"
Stu: "I ought to gut your ass in a second, kid."
Randy: [using Jerry Lewis' voice] "Tell me something; Did you really put her liver in the mailbox, because I heard they found her liver in the mailbox next to her spleen and her pancreas."
Stu: "Hey, 'Liver' alone. Get it? Liver alone.""

Freddy vs. Jason (2003) - Freddy Krueger

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"Not strong enough, yet. Well, I will be soon enough. Until then... I'll let Jason have some fun."

The Descendant - H. P. Lovecraft

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"In London there is a man who screams when the church bells ring."

Scream 2 (1997) - Maureen Evans

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"Bitch, hang up the phone and star-69 his ass!"

Dead Like Me (2003) - (Episode: Pilot)

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"George: "Well, I want my life back!"
Betty: "It's not like you were doing anything with it.""

Body Snatchers (1993) - Carol Malone

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"Where you gonna go, where you gonna run, where you gonna hide? Nowhere... 'Cause there's no one like you left."

Stagger Lee - Lloyd Price

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"Stagger Lee shot Billy
Oh, he shot that poor boy so bad
Till the bullet came through Billy
And it broke the bartender's glass"

Scream 2 (1997) - Dewey

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"How do you know that my dimwitted inexperience isn't merely a subtle form of manipulation, used to lower people's expectations, thereby enhancing my ability to effectively manuever within any given situation?"

Dead Like Me (2003) - (Episode: Pilot)

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"Mason: "We've got a problem."
George: "I don't think it's a problem."
Rube: "Gravelings?"
Mason: "Weirder.""

Camp Blood (1999) - Bromley Thatcher

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"You're a persistent little bastard, ain't ya?"

Scream (1996) - Randy

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"If you were the only suspect in a senseless bloodbath - would you be standing in the horror section?"

Necromantic Screams - Celtic Frost

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"Deny Life, Addiction To Death
Procession Of Damnation, Expulsion Of Light
Hazardous Ways Into The Rush
Soul Is Frozen And Flesh Is Weak."

Dracula (1897) - Renfield

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"Time presses, and in our implied agreement with the old scytheman it is of the essence of the contract."

A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987) - Roland Kincaid

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"Great, now my dick's killin' me."

A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) - Nancy

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"Oh, God. I look 20 years old!"

The Diary of Alonzo Typer - H. P. Lovecraft and William Lumley

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"Truly, there are terrible primal arcana of earth which had better be left unknown and unevoked; dread secrets which have nothing to do with man, and which man may learn only in exchange for peace and sanity; cryptic truths which make the knower evermore an alien among his kind, and cause him to walk alone on earth."

An American Werewolf in London (1981) - David Kessler

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"I'm sorry I called you a meatloaf, Jack."

Scream (1996)

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"Gale: Jesus, the camera, hurry!
Kenny: My name isn't Jesus."

The Phantom Of The Opera - Christine Daae

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"Twisted every way,
what answer can I give?
Am I to risk my life,
to win the chance to live?
Can I betray the man
who once inspired my voice?
Do I become his prey?
Do I have any choice?
He kills without a thought,
he murders all that's good . . .
I know I can't refuse
and yet, I wish I could . . .
Oh God - if I agree,
what horrors wait for me
in this, the Phantom's opera . . .?"

Boogeyman - Sergio Aragones

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"They talk of him in many lands
and shudder at his name--
And though he works in different
ways, the impact is the same.
He causes constant worry that he
might be lurking near--
For he is called the boogeyman,
the source of all your fear."

Scream (1996)

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"Billy: You hear that Stu? I think she wants a motive. Well I don't really belive in motives Sid, I mean did Norman Bates have a motive?
Stu: No.
Billy: Did we ever find out why Hannibal Lector liked to eat people? DON'T THINK SO. See it's a lot scarier when there's no motive."

A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) - Marge

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"He's dead, honey, because Mommy killed him."

Scream (1996) - Stu

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"[speaking into voicebox] Surprise, Sidney."

Scream 2 (1997) - Cotton

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"I don't know about homicide, but you've definetely got me for raising my voice in a public library."

Ghostbusters (1984) - Dr. Peter Venkman

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"So, she's a dog..."

Scream (1996)

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"Randy: There are certain RULES that one must abide by in order to successfully survive a horror movie. For instance, number one: you can never have sex.
[crowd boos]
Randy: BIG NO NO! BIG NO NO! Sex equals death, okay? Number two: you can never drink or do drugs.
[crowd cheers and raises their bottles]
Randy: The sin factor! It's a sin. It's an extension of number one. And number three: never, ever, ever under any circumstances say, I'll be right back. Because you won't be back.
Stu: I'm gettin' another beer, you want one?
Randy: Yeah, sure.
Stu: I'll be right back.
[crowd cheers]
Randy: See, you push the laws and you end up dead. Okay, I'll see you in the kitchen with a knife."

Scream 2 (1997) - Randy

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"Oh please! By definition alone, sequels are inferior films!"

The Haunting Hour: Don't Think About It (2007) - Cassie

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"The Evil Thing is a gruesome beast.
On living flesh, it loves to feast.
It's a two-headed thing whom you don't wish to greet...
One head sucks your blood, one head chews your meat.
It carries its babies in slimy eggs on its back.
The babies are hungry when they hatch for a snack,
so the Evil Thing traps some horrid victim alive,
for the babies to eat when their birthdays arrive,
but don't worry, don't cry, please don't have a fit...
The Evil Thing is not real unless you think about it.
Remember, don't think about it..."

Scream 3 (2000)

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"Gale Weathers: Hey, are you...?
Bianca Burnette: No.
Jennifer Jolie: But you look just...
Bianca Burnette: ...like her? I've been hearing it all my life.
Jennifer Jolie: It's uncanny.
Bianca Burnette: I was up for Princess Leia. I was this close. So, who gets it? The one who sleeps with George Lucas.
Gale Weathers: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to bring up a sore subject for you.
Bianca Burnette: Sure, you didn't. None of them did. So, how can I help you? Or do you want me to tell you who you look like?"

Army of Darkness (1992) - Ash

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"Good, bad - I'm the guy with the gun!"

Millennium - Frank Black

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"The devil has a new playground."

Hellraiser (1987)

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"Kirsty Cotton: Who are you?
Lead Cenobite: Explorers in the further regions of experience. Demons to some. Angels to others."

The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra (2001) - Kro-Bar

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"Aliens? Us? Is this one of your Earth jokes?"

Scream (1996) - Tatum

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"Who am I? The beer wench?"

Profondo Argento - Dario Argento

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"Horror by definition is the emotion of pure revelation. Terror by the same standards is that of fearful anticipation."

When the Penny Drops (1998) - Jack Ketchum

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"It's from the mysterious that we make the leap to godly grace or evil.
And only from there."

Shaun of the Dead (2004) - Everyone to Shaun

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"You've got red on you."

Dead Like Me (2003) - George (Episode: Pilot)

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"Who do I have to kill to get some attention around here?"

The Wolf Man (1941) - Maleva

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"Even a man who is pure in heart,
and says his prayers by night
May become a wolf when the wolf-bane blooms
And the Autumn moon is bright."

Boogeyman - Sergio Aragones

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"Each little sound
Is a reason you've found
To imagine an imminent doom
Under the sheet
You repeat and repeat
How's there nobody else in the room"

The Phantom of the Opera - Charles Hart

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"And though you turn from me,
to glance behind,
The Phantom of the Opera is there -
Inside your mind."

Scream (1996) - Randy

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"Now that Billy tried to mutilate her, do you think Sid would go out with me?"

The Hole - Townes Van Zandt

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"The old woman finally caught me
Sneaking round her cave
Her hair looked just like barbwire, boys
And her smile just like the grave"

Scream 2 (1997) - Cotton

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"Jeeze Gail, you've got more lives than a cat."

Dawn of the Dead (1978) - George A. Romero

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"When there's no more room in Hell, the dead will walk the Earth."

Escape from New York (1981) - Everyone but Snake

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"I heard you were dead."

A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child (1989) - Dan (Possessed by Freddy Krueger)

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"Hey Alice, wanna make babies?"

Audition (1999) - Asami

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"This wire can cut through meat and bone easily."

Killing Spree (1987)

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"You screwed my wife, so now I screwdrive your head!"

House of 1000 Corpses (2003) - Captain Spaulding

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"The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'."

A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) - Glen Lantz

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"Oh, man. Midnight. Baseball bats and boogeymen. Beautiful."

Phantasm II (1988) - The Tall Man

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"You think when you die, you go to heaven? You come to us!"

Darkroom (1981) - James Coburn

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"You're in a house. Maybe your own. Maybe one you've never seen before. You feel it - something evil. You run, but there's no escape - nowhere to turn. You feel something beckoning you - drawing you into the terror that awaits you in the Darkroom."

Dead Like Me (2003)

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"Roxy: "Nice Cross. How'd you get the blood off?"
Daisy Adair: "Oh easy, soap and water.""

Hocus Pocus (1993) - Winifred Sanderson

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"Pull over! Let me see your drivers permit!"

The Devil's Rejects (2005) - Captain Spaulding

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"Do I stutter, bitch?"

Country Death Song - Violent Femmes

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"I gave her a push, I gave her a shove.
I pushed with all my might, I pushed with all my love.
I threw my child into a bottomless pit.
She was screaming as she fell, but I never heard her hit."

The Lost Boys (1987) - David

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"What, you don't like rice? Tell me Michael, how could a billion Chinese people be wrong?"

The Fog (1980) - Stevie Wayne

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"I don't know what happened to Antonio Bay tonight. Something came out of the fog and tried to destroy us. In one moment, it vanished. But if this has been anything but a nightmare, and if we don't wake up to find ourselves safe in our beds, it could come again. To the ships at sea who can hear my voice, look across the water, into the darkness. Look for the fog."

Long Black Veil - M. J. Wilkin, D. Dill

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"The scaffold was high and eternity near
She stood in the crowd and she shed not a tear
But sometimes at night when the cold winds moan
In a long black veil she cries o'er my bones."

Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday (1993)

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"Sheriff Ed Landis: That's my girl you're talking about.
Creighton Duke: She's only your girl 'cause she ain't had a taste of the Duke yet."

Minima Moralia: Reflections from Damaged Life - Theodor W. Adorno

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"Horror is beyond the reach of psychology."

Scream (1996) - Randy

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"It's the millennium, motives are incidental."

Ralph Waldo Emerson

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"In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire."

The Ghost of John - Traditional

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"Have you seen the ghost of John?
Long white bones with the rest all gone.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Wouldn't it be chilly with no skin on?"

A Nightmare on Elm Street Part 2: Freddy's Revenge (1985) - Freddy Krueger

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"He'll die with me! He'll die with both of us!"

I Am Legend (2007) - Neville

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"Just how you like it... disgusting!"

Frankenstein (1931) - Henry Frankenstein

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"Oh, in the name of God. Now I know what it feels like to be God!"

Prince of Darkness (1987) - Professor Edward Birack

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"Let's talk about our beliefs, and what we can learn about them. We believe nature is solid, and time a constant. Matter has substance and time a direction. There is truth in flesh and the solid ground. The wind may be invisible, but it's real. Smoke, fire, water, light - they're different! Not as to stone or steel, but they're tangible. And we assume time is narrow because it is as a clock - one second is one second for everyone! Cause precedes effect - fruit rots, water flows downstream. We're born, we age, we die. The reverse NEVER happens... None of this is true! Say goodbye to classical reality, because our logic collapses on the subatomic level... into ghosts and shadows."

Scream (1996)

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"Sidney Prescott: But this is *not* a movie.
Billy: Yes it is, Sidney. It's all one big movie."

Scream (1996)

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"Stu: Did you really call the police?
Sidney Prescott: You bet your sorry ass I did.
Stu: My mom and dad are gonna be so mad at me!"

Sweeney Todd the Barber - Traditional

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"For many a poor orphan lad
The first square meal he ever had
Was a hot meat pie made out of his dad
From Sweeney Todd the Barber."

Scream (1996) - Stu

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"I will totally protect you. Yo, I am so buff, I got you covered, girl."

Arlene - The Handsome Family

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"Arlene, you wouldn't even let me hold your hand
When I stopped you in the road,
You just screamed and ran"

I Am Legend (2007) - Neville

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"What the hell are you doing out here, Fred? Fred, if you're real, you better tell me right now!"

The Lost Boys (1987)

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"Grandpa: Do you know the rule about filling up the car with gas when you take it without asking?
Michael Emerson: No, Grandpa.
Grandpa: Well, now you do"

Legend (1985) - The Darkness

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"Animals. We are all animals my lady."

Prom Night III: The Last Kiss (1990) - Sarah Monroe

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"I don't get mad. I bake."

Dead Like Me (2003) - (Episode: Curious George)

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"George: "So, my whole life, everything, all I get to keep are thoughts and memories?"
Rube: "That's all we ever have peanut.""

Scream 2 (1997)

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"Mickey: Oh come on Randy, with all due respect, the killer obvious patterned himself after two serial killers who were immortalized on film.
Guy #2: Thank you!
Professor: So, you're saying that someone is trying to make a real life sequel?
Randy: Stab 2? Why would anyone want to do that? Sequels suck!"

Scream (1996) - Tatum

1225238452

"I'll send you a copy. BAM! Bitch went down. I'll send you a copy. BAM! Syd! Superbitch!"

It (1990) - Pennywise

1225152052

"Kiss me fat boy."

Scream 2 (1997)

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"Film Class Mopey Girl: So Mr. Originality, How would you make it different?
Randy: I'd let the geek, get the girl."

The Thing (1982) - MacReady

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"I just wanna get up to my shack and get drunk."

Scream (1996)

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"Tatum: Just think, if they make a movie about all this, who would play you?
Deputy Dwight Dewey Riley: I see you as a young Meg Ryan, myself.
Sidney Prescott: Thanks, Dewey, but with my luck I'd get Tori Spelling."

A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master (1988) - Freddy Krueger

1224806452

"How sweet, fresh meat."

A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)

1224720052

"1 - 2 - Freddy's coming for you
3 - 4 - Better lock your door
5 - 6 - Grab your crucifix
7 - 8 - Better stay up late
9 - 10 - Never sleep again..."

Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon (2006) - Leslie Vernon

1224633652

"Paradise lost? Found it!"

Scream 2 (1997)

1224547252

"Sydney: You're a psychotic.
Mickey: Yeah, well. Shh...
[whispers]
Mickey: that'll be our little secret."

Scream (1996)

1224460852

"Randy: [Gale, Sid and Randy are looking at Billy's body] Careful. This is the moment when the supposedly dead killer comes back to life, for one last scare.
[Billy starts to rise]
Sidney Prescott: [shoots Billy] Not in my movie."

Vertigo (1958) - Madeleine

1224374452

"Here I was born, and there I died. It was only a moment for you; you took no notice."

Dog Soldiers (2002)

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"Spoon: Know what this reminds me of? Rourke's Drift. 100 men of Harlech, making a desperate stand against 10,000 Zulu warriors. Outnumbered, surrounded, staring death in the face and not flinching for a moment. Balls of British steel.
Joe: You're bloody loving this, aren't you?"

Henrik Tikkanen

1224201652

"Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence."

Tales from the Darkside (1983) - Closing Narration

1224115252

"The dark side is always there, waiting for us to enter, waiting to enter us. Until next time, try to enjoy the daylight..."

Resident Evil 2 - Chief Brian Irons

1224028852

"Nobody's going to leave my town, everyone's going to die!"

A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master (1988) - Freddy Krueger

1223942452

"Wanna suck face?"

Macbeth - Macduff

1223856052

"Make all our trumpets speak, give them all breath,
Those clamorous harbingers of blood and death."

Scream 3 (2000)

1223769652

"Jennifer: Happy birthday, Roman.
Roman: Yeah, as if life isn't tragic enough."

The Giaour (1813) - Lord Byron

1223683252

"On Earth as vampire sent,
Thy corpse shall from its tomb be rent:
Then ghastly haunt thy native place,
and suck the blood of all thy race."

1408 (2007) - Gerald Olin

1223596852

"Look, I'm not telling you not to stay in that room for your own good or for the profit of the hotel. Frankly, selfishly, I just don't want to clean up the mess."

Scream (1996) - Billy

1223510452

"Life is like a movie. Only you can't pick your genre."

Black No.1 (Little Miss Scare-All) - Type O' Negative

1223424052

"She's in love with herself - She likes the dark
On her milk white neck - The Devil's mark
It's All Hallows Eve - The moon is full
Will she trick or treat - I bet she will."

The Call Of Cthulhu - H.P. Lovecraft

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Scream 2 (1997)

1223251252

"Randy: Mickey, the freaky Tarantino film student. But if he's a suspect, so am I. Lets move on.
Dewey: Wait a minute. Maybe you are a suspect.
Randy: Well if I'm a suspect, you're a suspect.
Dewey: Good point. Ok, let's move on to..."

The Bells (1849) - Edgar Allan Poe

1223164852

"Hear the tolling of the bells--
Iron bells!
What a world of solemn thought their monody compels!
In the silence of the night,
How we shiver with affright
At the melancholy menace of their tone!"

The Reaper - Bill Caddick

1223078452

"'Where are my sons,' the mother cries
Just barely grown yet gone away
'Away, away' the Reaper sighs
Cut down like corn on an autumn day"

Dead Like Me (2003) - Mason (Episode: Pilot)

1222992052

"Rube is so old, he probably reaped Jesus!"

Frankenweenie (1984) - Ben Frankenstein

1222905652

"I guess we can't punish Victor for bringing Sparky back from the dead."

Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon (2006)

1222819252

"Doug Johnson: What kind of a survivor girl passes out in a pinch?
Todd Best: Passes out? What kind of survivor girl hops on the nerdy kid's johnson like it's a pogo stick?"

Hamlet - Hamlet

1222732852

"O God, I could be bounded in a nut shell and count
myself a king of infinite space, were it not that I
have bad dreams."

Scream (1996) - Billy

1222646452

"[quoting Norman Bates] We all go a little mad sometimes."

Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997) - Buffy (Episode: Prophecy Girl)

1222560052

"I may be dead, but I'm still pretty."

The Lost Boys (1987) - Sam Emerson

1222473652

"There's no TV! Have you seen a TV, Mike? I haven't seen a TV. Do you know what it means when there's no TV? - No MTV!"

Scream (1996)

1222387252

"Casey: Who's there?
Ghostface: Never say who's there? Don't you watch scary movies? It's a death wish. You might as well come out to investigate a strange noise or something."

Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon (2006) - Leslie Vernon

1222300852

"It is going to get wet in here tonight. Lace your boots up kiddies."

Army of Darkness (1992) - Evil Ash

1222214452

"You're pissing me off, you ugly son of a bitch!"

Planet Terror (2007) - Cherry

1222128052

"It's go-go, not cry-cry."

Scream (1996) - Tatum

1222041602

"Cut Casper, that's a wrap!"

André Malraux

1221955202

"Art is an effort to create, beside the real world, a more human world."

Shaun of the Dead (2004) - Shaun

1221868802

"The 'Z' word. Don't say it."

Rose of the Devil's Garden - Tiger Army

1221782402

"Death is pure,
Life is not."

Lights Out!

1221696002

"This is the witching hour. It is the hour when dogs howl, and evil is let loose on the sleeping world. Want to hear about it? Then turn your lights out!"

Mr. Sardonicus (1961) - Baron Sardonicus

1221609602

"What I had not forseen was that the face of my father, the muscles stretched by a terrible death recoil, would look directly and hideously upon me, the dead lips drawn back in a constant and soul-shattering smile."

An American Werewolf in London (1981) - Townperson

1221523203

"Stay on the road. Keep clear of the moors."

Friedrich Nietzsche

1221436802

"What is done out of love always happens beyond good and evil."

Shaun of the Dead (2004) - David

1221350403

"You're not seriously thinking of going out there"

Books of Blood (1984-1986) - Clive Barker

1221264002

"Everybody is a book of blood;
Wherever we're opened, we're red."

Today I Woke To The Rain Of Blood - Combichrist

1221177602

"I think I might have killed the world
But anyway I'm better off alone"

She's in the River - Boondox

1221091202

"She was merciless
Her love was poisonous
I had to take her life
And now she's angel like
Floating dead under the moonlight
She's so angel like
Her skin all pale and white"

Ghostbusters (1984)

1221004802

"Dr Ray Stantz: I think we'd better split up.
Dr. Egon Spengler: Good idea.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Yeah... we can do more damage that way."

Don't Fear The Reaper - Blue Oyster Cult

1220918402

"Came the last night of sadness
And it was clear she couldn't go on
The door was open and the wind appeared
The candles blew then disappeared
The curtains flew then he appeared - Saying don't be afraid
Come on baby - and she had no fear
And she ran to him - Then they started to fly
They looked backward and said goodbye - She had become like they are
She had taken his hand - She had become like they are
Come on baby - Don't fear the reaper."

The Shining (1980) - Jack Torrance

1220832003

"Heeeeeeeeere's Johnny!"

Saw II (2005) - Amanda

1220745602

"He is testing us. He wants us to survive this."

The Exorcist (1973) - Father Merrin

1220659203

"He's a liar. The demon is a liar. He will lie to confuse us. But, he will also mix lies with the truth to attack us. The attack is psychological, Damien, and powerful. So don't listen. Remember that, do not listen."

Werewolves of London - Warren Zevon

1220572802

"If you hear him howling around your kitchen door
Better not let him in
Little old lady got mutilated late last night
Werewolves of London again."

Dead Alive (1992) - Father McGruder

1220486403

"I kick ass for the Lord!"

Masters of Horror (2005) - Wolfram (Episode: Haeckel's Tale)

1220400004

"Do you see now? You have no idea the horrors that await you here."

Shaun of the Dead (2004) - Shaun, Ed, and David

1220313602

"Shaun: [sarcastically] Feel free to step in any time!
Ed: You did all right.
David: I didn't want to cramp your style."

The Messengers (2007) - Jess

1220227203

"I saw something again today. It was a girl. She was in the cellar. Something... Something happened to her. She was trying to get away from something."

Ghostbusters (1984)

1220140804

"[Dana, possessed by The Gatekeeper, answers the door]
Dana Barrett: Are you the Keymaster?
Dr. Peter Venkman: Not that I know of.
[She slams the door in his face. Venkman knocks again]
Dana Barrett: Are you the Keymaster?
Dr. Peter Venkman: Yes. Actually I'm a friend of his, he asked me to meet him here."

Tales from the Crypt - The Crypt-Keeper

1220054403

"Welcome to the CRYPT OF TERROR, horror fiends! Yes, it's ME again... THE CRYPT-KEEPER! Once more I am your host in my mad-mag, TALES FROM THE CRYPT! For my first offering, I have chosen... From my cast collection of TERROR YARNS that I keep in my CRYPT... A favorite of mine! It's a CHILLING story of VOODOO and REVENGE!"

An American Werewolf in London (1981) - Townperson

1219968003

"Beware the moon, lads."

Poor Babes in the Woods - Traditional

1219881603

"And when they were dead, a robin so red
Plucked strawberry leaves and over them spread
She sang them a song the whole night long
Poor babes in the wood, poor babes in the wood"

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

1219795205

"The work of art may have a moral effect, but to demand moral purpose from the artist is to make him ruin his work."

Down in the Ground - The Handsome Family

1219708802

"Under the black mud in your quiet house
You have prepared my place to lie down
A house in the rock, where sorrows drown
Old man or baby make no more sound"

Macbeth - Second Witch

1219622402

"By the pricking of my thumbs,
Something wicked this way comes."

Harvest Moon - Blue Oyster Cult

1219536002

"I sense the darkness clearer
I feel a presence here
A change in the weather
I feel some evil here
I hear some frightful noises
I don't go out at night
Since Bobrow's youngest daughter
Disappeared from sight."

Dead Like Me (2003) - (Episode: The Ledger)

1219449602

"Daisy Adair: "You know, George, you have your very own saint."
George: "I'd rather have a pony.""

The Lost Boys (1987)

1219363203

"Max: Don't ever invite a vampire into your house, you silly boy. It renders you powerless.
Sam Emerson: Did you know that?
Edgar Frog: Of course. Everyone knows that."

A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) - Hall Monitor (Possessed by Freddy Krueger)

1219276803

"Nancy! No running in the hallways..."

Horror Show - Greg Kihn

1219190403

"And now I see the angry villagers
Torches on fire tonight
And they're crying for redemption
They say the monster must die."

Joan Crawford - Blue Oyster Cult

1219104004

"Junkies down in Brooklyn are going crazy
They're laughing just like hungry dogs in the street
Policemen are hiding behind the skirts of little girls
Their eyes have turned the color of frozen meat."

The Shining (1980) - Jack Torrance

1219017603

"Darling. Light, of my life. I'm not gonna hurt ya. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just gonna bash your brains in."

Scream (1996)

1218931203

"Ghostface: Do you like scary movies?
Sidney Prescott: What's the point they're all the same, some stupid killer stalking some big-breasted girl who can't act who is always running up the stairs when she should be running out the front door, it's insulting."

Knoxville Girl - Traditional

1218844802

"She fell down on her bended knees
For mercy she did cry
'Oh Willie, dear, don't kill me here
I'm unprepared to die'
She never spoke another word
I only beat her more
Until the ground around me
Within her blood did flow"

The X-Files (1993) - Dana Scully (Episode: Quagmire)

1218758403

"No!! Queequeg!!!"

Scream (1996) - Tatum

1218672002

"I'll send you a copy. BAM! Bitch went down. I'll send you a copy. BAM! Syd! Superbitch!"

Ghostbusters (1984)

1218585603

"Dana Barrett: [possessed by Zuul] Do you want this body?
Dr. Peter Venkman: Is this a trick question?"

Day of the Dead (1985) - Rhodes

1218499204

"You want me to salute that walking pile of pus?"

Dracula (1897) - The Count

1218412802

"Your girls that you all love are mine already; and through them you and others shall yet be mine - my creatures, to do my bidding and to be my jackals when I want to feed."

Dead Like Me (2003) - George (Episode: Pilot)

1218326402

"I can't believe I just said dilly dally. I feel dirty."

Bela Lugosi's Dead - Bauhaus

1218240002

"The bats have left the bell tower
The victims have been bled
Red velvet lines the black box
Bela Lugosi's dead"

AVPR: Aliens vs Predator - Requiem (2007)

1218153602

"Dale: This plan is stupid! Let's just leave town now.
Dallas: We're not gonna make it out of town without weapons, dickhead. You're too stupid to talk Dale, shut up!"

The Lost Boys (1987) - Edgar Frog

1218067202

"The bloodsucking Brady Bunch!"

Freddy vs. Jason (2003) - Freddy Krueger

1217980802

"You're slow, you're stupid and you got no style!"

The Exorcist III (1990) - Patient X/Damien Karras

1217894403

"I think the dead should shut up unless there's something to say."

Ghostbusters (1984) - Dr. Peter Venkman

1217808002

"We've been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay Puft's okay! He's a sailor, he's in New York; we get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble!"

Dead Like Me (2003) - Mason (Episode: Reapercussions)

1217721602

"Heed his advice, and stay on his good side. He's like a volcano, George, he erupts and he spews lava on all the little villages, they run around and, they run around for their lives. But, you know, he stops, and you can go back to the safety of your own home."

John Fitzgerald Kennedy

1217635202

"We must never forget that art is not a form of propaganda, it is a form of truth."

Titus Andronicus - Titus

1217548802

"You are deceiv'd; for what I mean to do
See here in bloody lines I have set down;
And what is written shall be executed."

George A. Romero

1217462402

"I've always felt that the real horror is next door to us, that the scariest monsters are our neighbors."

Dead Like Me (2003) - George (Episode: Send in the Clown)

1217376002

"Life sucks, and then you die. And then it still sucks."

Haunted: Tales of the Grotesque - Joyce Carol Oates

1217289603

"And this is the forbidden truth, the unspeakable taboo-that evil is not always repellent but frequently attractive; that it has the power to make of us not simply victims, as nature and accident do, but active accomplices."

Fear (2000) - Opening Quote

1217203202

"Six people have been sent to a place they've never been before to determine if it is haunted. The people are real. The place is real. The fear is real. They record their own experiences. There is no film crew. They are alone."

Mark Twain

1217116802

"When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained."

Resident Evil

1217030402

"Recent gory attacks near the mansion have lead to rumors of unnatural canines on the prowl. Something has gone terribly wrong."

Anthony Hopkins

1216944002

"We are fascinated by the darkness in ourselves, we are fascinated by the shadow, we are fascinated by the boogeyman."

The Cold One (1994) - Christopher Pike

1216857602

"It was the devil that was omnipresent. It was the dead who squeezed the living between fragments of time, on both sides, the past and the future, making of humanity a ghoulish sandwhich of doomed meat that had yet to learn to stop kicking."

The Exorcist III (1990) - Patient X

1216771202

"Well, there I was so awfully dead in that electric chair. I didn't like it. Would you? It's upsetting. There was still so much killing to do, and there I was, in the void, without a body. But then along came - well - my friend. You know. One of them. Those others over there. The cruel ones... the Master. He thought my work should continue. But in this body. This body in particular, in fact. Let's call it revenge. A certain matter of an exorcism, I think, in which your friend Father Karras expelled certain parties from the body of a child. Certain parties were not pleased, to say the least. The very least. And so, my friend, the Master, he devised this petty scheme as a way of getting back, of creating a stumbling block, a scandal, a horror to the eyes of all men seeking faith, using the body of this saintly priest as an instrument of, well, you know - my work. But the main thing is the torment of your friend Father Karras as he watches while I rip and mutilate the innocent, his friends, and again, and again, on and on! He's inside with us! He'll never get away! His pain won't end!"

Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991) - Freddy Krueger

1216684802

"Every town has an Elm Street."

Resident Evil 3

1216598403

"The invisible plague snuck up silently and turned the unsuspecting citizens into monsters. People cursed their foolishness, but the nightmare had already begun. The future was out of their control."

Lord Thomas - Traditional

1216512002

"He took the Brown Girl by the hand
And led her from the hall
He took his sword and cut off her head
Then kicked it against the wall"

Suspense

1216425602

"Suspense is compounded of mystery and suspicion and dangerous adventure. In this series are tales calculated to intrigue you, stir your nerves, to offer you a precarious situation and then withhold the solution until the last possible moment."

Dead Alive (1992) - Father McGroder

1216339202

"I've seen some displays of grief in my day but nothing quite like that!"

I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997) - Barry Cox

1216252827

"Oh? You got a letter? I got ran over, Helen gets her hair chopped off and Julie gets a body in her trunk and you get a letter? That's balanced."

Anonymous

1216166426

"In Cyberspace, no one can hear you scream."

Re-Animator (1985) - Herbert West

1216080026

"You steal the secret of life and death, and here you are trysting with a bubble-headed coed."

The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra (2001) - Ranger Brad

1215993626

"But when folks are horribly mutilated, I feel it's my job to tell others. We take our horrible mutilations seriously up in these parts."

Resident Evil 3: Nemesis - Nemesis

1215907226

"S.T.A.R.S"

Hocus Pocus (1993) - Billy Butcherson

1215820826

"Says to Winifred, 'Witch! Trollop! You buck toothed, mop riding, firefly from hell!'"

Supernatural (2005) - Dean (Episode: Shadow)

1215734427

"These suckers tend to bite the hand that feeds them... and the arms... and the torsos..."

Hellraiser (1987) - Frank

1215648027

"Jesus wept."

The Phantom of the Opera - Charles Hart

1215561626

"In sleep he sang to me,
In dreams he came...
That voice which calls to me
And speaks my name."

Turistas (2006) - Dr. Zamora

1215475226

"I'd take the hearts and even the skin from their lily-white asses if I could, but they don't travel well."

Hocus Pocus (1993) - Winifred Sanderson

1215388826

"Oh look, another glorious morning. Makes me SICK!"

A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) - Ambulance crew member

1215302426

"We don't need a stretcher in there. We need a mop!"

Carniv�le (2003) - Brother Justin (Episode: Ingram, TX)

1215216026

"I will show you things. Wonderful, terrible things."

Dead Alive (1992) - Father McGroder

1215129627

"I haven't seen him, and if he's not here within 10 minutes his mother will be delivered into the hands of the Lord in his absence."

The Twilight Zone (1959) - Rod Serling

1215043226

"You're travelling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind; a journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. That's the signpost up ahead - your next stop, the Twilight Zone."

Blood Feast (1963) - Police Captain

1214956827

"He died a fitting end of the garbage he was."

The Invaders (1967) - Opening Narration

1214870429

"The Invaders - Alien beings from a dying planet. Their destination - The Earth. Their purpose - To make it their world. David Vincent has seen them. For him, it began one lost night on a lonely country road, looking for a shortcut that he never found. It began with a closed deserted diner, and a man too long without sleep to continue his journey. It began with the landing of a craft from another galaxy. Now, David Vincent knows that the Invaders are here, that they have taken human form. Somehow, he must convince a disbelieving world, that the nightmare has already begun..."

Silent Hill 2 - James Sunderland

1214784026

"Don't worry, I'm not crazy... at least, I don't think so."

The Lost Boys (1987) - Edgar Frog

1214697626

"Where the hell are you from? Krypton?"

Psycho (1960) - Norman Bates

1214611227

"A boy's best friend is his mother."

Silent Hill - Dahlia Gillspie

1214524827

"Darkness. The town is being devoured by darkness!"

I Believe in Halloween - The Voluptuous Horror of Karen Black

1214438427

"I believe in Halloween
All the ghosts that I've never seen
I believe in all things black
That we've gone to Hell and we're never coming back."

Day of the Dead (1985) - Professor Logan

1214352027

"Do you really think you're going to 'blow the piss out of them'? ALL of them?"

Sympathy For The Devil - The Rolling Stones

1214265628

"Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game."

A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987) - Freddy Krueger

1214179226

"Sorry kid. I don't believe in fairy tales."

Ghostbusters (1984)

1214092826

"Man at Elevator: What are you supposed to be, some kind of a cosmonaut?
Dr. Peter Venkman: No, we're exterminators. Someone saw a cockroach up on twelve.
Man at Elevator: That's gotta be some cockroach.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Bite your head off, man.
Dr Ray Stantz: [Entering elevator] Going up?
Man at Elevator: I'll take the next one."

Horror Show - Subliminal Twinkeez

1214006427

"Welcome to the world
Your little life has just begun
There's a horror show a'comin'
For the love of God, run!"

Boogeyman - Sergio Aragones

1213920026

"He could be almost anywhere we travel in our lives--
And when you least expect him is the moment he arrives.
You think you're the exception but I'm quite prepared to bet you--
That someday your own boogeyman is going to come and get you."

Mary Provost - Nick Lowe

1213833628

"Well, hungry eyes that could not speak
Said even little doggies have got to eat."

Dark Shadows (1966) - Barnabas Collins

1213747226

"Then my dear Caroline, you give me no choice."

Jaws (1975) - Brody

1213660826

"Smile, you son of a bitch!"

A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master (1988) - Freddy Krueger

1213574427

"If the food don't kill ya, the service will."

Thriller (1960) - Boris Karloff

1213488026

"Good night, Pleasant dreams."

The Crypt of Terror - The Crypt-Keeper

1213401627

"Well... We meet again, dear reader! Welcome ONCE MORE to the CRYPT OF TERROR! Get a good grip on yourself! Sit back and relax... and I'll tell you another tale designed to CHILL you... to TERRORIZE you!"

Tales from the Crypt - The Old Witch

1213315231

"The maggot-covered slimy thing lumbered toward them! Bits of rotted flesh fell from its chalky bones! Clods of grave yard earth slipped from its moldy clothes! It reached out a decayed hand toward them... Passing it before their paled faces..."

The Lost Boys (1987) - Grandpa

1213228826

"If you read the T.V. Guide, you don't need a T.V."

Leatherface: Texas Chainsaw Massacre III (1990) - Benny

1213142426

"Nice neighborhood!"

In The Beginning - Motley Crue

1213056026

"In the beginning, good always overpowered the evils of all man's sins... But in time the nations grew weak and our cities fell to slums, while evil stood strong."

Dead Like Me (2003) - (Episode: Pilot)

1212969626

"George: "So, what's next? Onward and upward?"
Rube: "Onward, not upward. No pearly gates for you. No choirs of angels, either."
George: "You dick! You're sendin' me to hell?""

We Bite - The Misfits

1212883226

"When I get your blood I rip your throat
Your blood, I rip your throat
I want your blood, I rip your throat
To drink some blood"

The Ring (2002) - Noah

1212796826

"That was very student film."

Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday (1993) - Creighton Duke

1212710429

"That makes me think of a little girl in a pink dress sticking a hot dog through a doughnut."

For Whom The Bell Tolls - Metallica

1212624026

"Take a look to the sky just before you die.
It is the last time you will."

They Live (1988) - Nada

1212537627

"Mama don't like tattletales."

Freddy vs. Jason (2003) - Freddy Krueger

1212451226

"Welcome to my world, bitch. I should warn you, princess - the first time tends to get a little messy."

The Outer Limits (1995) - The Control Voice

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"There is nothing wrong with your television. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are now controlling the transmission. We control the horizontal, and the vertical. We can deluge you with a thousand channels or expand one single image to crystal clarity - and beyond. We can shape your vision to anything our imagination can conceive. For the next hour we will control all that you see and hear. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the deepest inner mind to... The Outer Limits. Please stand by."

Under Western Eyes - Joseph Conrad

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"...A belief in a supernatural source of evil is not necessary; men alone are quite capable of every wickedness."

Supernatural (2005) - Dean (Episode: The Benders)

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"Oh, eat me! No, no, no... Wait, wait... You actually might."

The Lost Boys (1987) - Grandpa

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"Well, let me put it this way. If all the corpses buried around here were to stand up all at once, we'd have one hell of a population problem."

Night of the Living Dead (1990) - Barbara

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"They're us. We're them and they're us."

They Live (1988) - Roddy Piper

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"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum."

It (1990) - Pennywise

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"Kill Me? Ha! You are priceless, brat. I am Eternal. I am the eater of worlds, and of children!"

Car Chase Terror! - M83

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"He was there. His car was parked there in the same gas station. All dressed in green, dark green. I couldn't move my head, but I was watching him in the mirror. Oh, it was horrible! His face was sort of erased. But I knew he was looking at me. Two invisible eyes. Two invisible and monstrous eyes."

Night of the Creeps (1986)

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"Detective Cameron: I got good news and bad news girls. The good news is your dates are here.
Sorority Sister: What's the bad news?
Detective Cameron: They're dead."

Kolchak: The Night Stalker (1974) - Carl Kolchak (Episode: Horror in the Heights)

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"Son, I've seen more dead bodies than you've had TV dinners."

Army of Darkness (1992) - Shelia

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"I may be bad... but I feel gooood."

Child's Play (1988) - Chucky

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"Hi, I'm Chucky, wanna play?"

The Shadow

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"Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? The Shadow knows."

Resident Evil - Barry

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"Since your 'the master of unlocking', Jill, it might be handy if you took this lockpick."

Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991) - Freddy Krueger

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"No screamin' while the bus is in motion!"

The Lost Boys (1987)

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"Grandpa: Hey, anything around here that might pass for aftershave?
Sam Emerson: How about some Windex, Grandpa?
Grandpa: Yeah, yeah, let me try some of that.
Michael Emerson: You have a big date tonight, Grandpa?
Grandpa: I'm going to drop my handiwork by the widow Johnson.
Michael Emerson: What'd ya stuff for her? Mr. Johnson?"

Army of Darkness (1992)

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"Sheila: You found me beautiful once...
Ash: Honey You Got Real UGLY!"

1408 (2007) - Mike Enslin

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"He gave me booze! Did he take a sip? I can't remember. Or maybe it was the chocolate! Don't take candy from strangers!"

The Curse of Frankenstein (1957) - Baron Frankenstein

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"I've harmed nobody, just robbed a few graves!"

You're All I Need - Motley Crue

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"Laid out cold, now we're both alone
But killing you helped me keep you at home
I guess it was bad
Cause love can be sad
But we finally made the news"

Night of the Living Dead (1968) - Newscaster

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"It has been established that persons who have recently died have been returning to life and committing acts of murder. A widespread investigation of funeral homes, morgues, and hospitals has concluded that the unburied dead have been returning to life and seeking human victims. It's hard for us here to be reporting this to you, but it does seem to be a fact."

The Lost Boys (1987) - Sam Emerson

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"Death by stereo!"

The Raven (1845) - Edgar Allan Poe

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"Take thy beak from out my heart,
and take thy form from off my door!
Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore'"

Hocus Pocus (1993) - Dani

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"It's a full moon tonight. That's when all the weirdos are out."

The Twilight Zone (1959) - Rod Serling

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"You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension - a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You've just crossed over into the Twilight Zone."

Evil Dead II (1987) - Bruce Campbell (Ash)

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"You bastards! Give me back my hand!"

Resident Evil 2 - Truck Driver

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"That guy's a maniac. Why did he bite me?"

Day of the Dead (1985) - Capt. Rhodes

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"I'm running this monkey farm now Frankenstein!"

Hotel California - The Eagles

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"And in the master's chambers,
they gathered for the feast.
They stab it with their steely knives,
but they just can't kill the beast."

The Nail Gun Massacre (1985) - The Killer

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"Well, you just pissed me off."

The Exorcist III (1990) - Kinderman

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"Yes, I believe. I believe in death. I believe in disease. I believe in injustice and inhumanity, torture and anger and hate... I believe in murder. I believe in pain. I believe in cruelty and infidelity. I believe in slime and stink and every crawling, putrid thing... Every possible ugliness and corruption, you son of a bitch. I believe in you."

Tales from the Darkside (1983) - Opening Narration

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"Man lives in the sunlit world of what he believes to be reality. But, there is, unseen by most, an underworld, a place that is just as real, but not as brightly lit..... A Darkside."

Tales from the Crypt - The Old Witch

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"Hee, hee! It's ME again! THE OLD WITCH... Mistress of the HAUNT OF FEAR! I've been waiting for you! SEE? The fire under my cauldron is leaping higher and higher! My evil brew is steaming and bubbling! SO COME IN... Come in and gaze into the swirling, boiling contents of my cauldron! Gaze deep... And soon you'll see a gripping terrifying tale unfold!"

In the Mouth of Madness (1995) - John Carpenter

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"The insane could easily become the majority and you would find yourself locked in a padded cell."

The Bible - The Book of Revelation (6:8)

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"And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him."

Vertigo (1958) - Scottie

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"You shouldn't keep souvenirs of a killing. You shouldn't have been that sentimental."

Philip Guston

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"I think that probably the most potent desire for a painter, an image-maker, is to see it. To see what the mind can think and imagine, to realize it for oneself, through oneself, as concretely as possible."

A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987) - Freddy Krueger

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"What's wrong, Joey? Feeling tongue tied?"

The Vampire Lestat (1985) - Anne Rice

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"I am the Vampire Lestat. I'm immortal. More or less. The light of the sun, the sustained heat of an intense fire-these things might destroy me. But then again, they might not."

Saw IV (2007) - John Kramer (The Jigsaw Killer)

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"I promise that my work will continue."

Henry Ward Beecher

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"Every artist dips his brush in his own soul, and paints his own nature into his pictures."

Macbeth - William Shakespeare

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"Good things of day begin to droop and drowse,
Whiles night's black agents to their preys do rouse."

Army of Darkness (1992) - Ash

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"This... is my boomstick!"

Ann Boleyn - R.L. Weston and Bert Lee

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"With her 'ead tucked underneath her arm,
She walks the bloody Tower,
With her head tucked underneath her arm,
At the midnight hour."

Bad Moon Rising - Creedence Clearwater Revival

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"Hope you got your things together.
Hope you are quite prepared to die.
Looks like we're in for nasty weather.
One eye is taken for an eye."

A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master (1988) - Freddy Krueger

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"You can check in, but you can't check out!"

The Heretic (The Lost Child) - W.A.S.P.

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"Children of the night
Such a sad tune they rhyme
The bloody boys that sing a wicked song
And for all of them they're just memories in the wind."

Dracula (1897) - Jonathan Harker

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"What manner of man is this, or creature is it in the semblance of man?"

Evil Dead II (1987) - Ash

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"That's right...who's laughing now? Who's laughing now?!"

Interview with the Vampire (1994) - Louis

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"I am flesh and blood like you, but I am not human. I have not been human for 200 years."

Ghostly Crew - Traditional

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"Right o'er our rail came climbing, all silent, one by one,
A dozen hardy sailors. Just wait till I am done.
Their faces pale and sea-worn, all ghostly through the night
Each fellow took his station as if he had a right."

Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004) - Alice

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"My Name Is Alice and I remember everything."

The Haunting of Hill House (1959) - Shirley Jackson

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"No human eye can isolate the unhappy coincidence of line and place which suggests evil in the face of a house, and yet somehow a maniac juxtaposition, a badly turned angle, some chance meeting of roof and sky, turned Hill House into a place of despair, more frightening because the face of Hill House seemed awake, with a watchfulness from the blank windows and a touch of glee in the eyebrow of a cornice."

A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master (1988) - Freddy Krueger

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"How's this for a wet dream?"

Dracula (1897) - Dr. Seward

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"I sometimes think we must be all mad and that we shall wake to sanity in strait waistcoats."

Following the Equator - Mark Twain

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"Pity is for the living, envy is for the dead."

Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday (1993) - Creighton Duke

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"Through a Voorhees was he born... through a Voorhees may he be reborn... and only by the hands of a Voorhees will he die."

The Return of the Living Dead (1985) - Freddy

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"I know you're there Tina. Because I can smell your brains."

Welcome to My Nightmare - Alice Cooper

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"Welcome to my nightmare.
Welcome to my breakdown.
I hope I didn't scare you.
That's just the way we are,
when you come down!"

Edgar Degas

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"Art is not what you see, but what you make others see."

Dead Alive (1992) - Uncle Les

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"Goddamn little rugrat! Where are ya, ya little crawler?!"

The Bride of Frankenstein (1935) - Dr. Pretorius

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"To a new world of gods and monsters!"

The Devil's Rejects (2005) - Otis B. Driftwood

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"Does she like it when you puke? I mean is that part of your deal?"

Millie and Billie - Alice Cooper

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"And I liked your late husband Donald
But such torture his memory brings
All sliced up and sealed tight in baggies
Guess love makes you do funny things"

André Malraux

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"All art is a revolt against man's fate."

The Devil's Rejects (2005) - Captain Spaulding

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"If you're gonna start the killing, you best start it right here."

Re-Animator (1985) - Herbert West

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"You'll never get credit for my research. Who's going to believe a talking head? Get a job in a sideshow."

Psycho (1960) - Norman Bates

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"A hobbie should only pass the time, not fill it."

A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) - Freddy Krueger

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"I'm your boyfriend now, Nancy!"

Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives (1986)

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"Why'd they have to go and dig up Jason? Some folks have a strange idea of entertainment."

Freddy vs. Jason (2003) - Freddy Krueger (as Jason's Mom)

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"Jason, my special, special boy. Do you know what your gift is? No matter what they do to you, you cannot die. You can never die. You've just been sleeping, honey. But now, the time has come to wake up. Mommy has something she wants you to do. I need you to go to Elm Street. The children have been very bad on Elm Street. Rise up, Jason. Your work isn't finished. Hear my voice and live again. Make them remember me, Jason. Make them remember what fear tastes like... I've been away from my children for far too long."

The Monster Show: A Cultural History of Horror - Lon Chaney

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"There's nothing funny about a clown in the moonlight."

Hellraiser (1987) - Pinhead

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"We will tear your soul apart!"

The Shining (1980) - Jack Torrance

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"All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy."

Dead Alive (1992) - Mother

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"Look at this! It bit me! I've been savaged!"

Vampire: The Masquerade - Mark Rein Hagen

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"No one holds command over me. No man. No god. No Prince. What is a claim of age for ones who are immortal? What is a claim of power for ones who defy death? Call your damnable hunt. We shall see who I drag screaming to hell with me."

Julius Caesar - William Shakespeare

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"The evil that men do lives after them..."

Resident Evil - Jill

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"What's going on here? I can't figure it out at all."

Resident Evil 2

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"If the suspense doesn't kill you, something else will."

Dracula (1931) - Bela Lugosi

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"To die... to be really dead, that must be glorious!"

Silver Ships of Andilar - Townes Van Zandt

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"So one by one we died alone
Some by hunger, some by steel
Bodies froze where they did fall
Their souls unsanctified"

Evil Dead II (1987) - Ash

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"Then let's head on down into that cellar and carve ourselves a witch."

Heart of Darkness (1902) - Joseph Conrad

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"The Horror... the horror... the horror."

The Crow (1994) - Eric Draven/the Crow

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"Victims...aren't we all?"

Scream (1996) - Tatum

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"No, please don't kill me, Mr. Ghostface, I wanna be in the sequel!"

A Little Rain - Tom Waits

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"She was 15 years old and she'd never seen the ocean
She climbed into a van with a vagabond
And the last thing she said was, 'I love you Mom'
And a little rain never hurt no one"

A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master (1988) - Freddy Krueger

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"Welcome to Wonderland, Alice."

Mr. Sardonicus (1961) - Baron Sardonicus

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"You must know first of all that I am the victim of a little domestic tragedy. My wife does not love me. She has always been a wife in name only. She is revolted, you see. Revolted by my face."

Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives (1986) - Tommy

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"Jason belongs in Hell - and I'm gonna see to it that he gets there."

A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master (1988) - Freddy Krueger

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"Tell 'em Freddy sent ya."

Clue

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"The Professor - in the hall - with the candlestick."

Dracula (1897) - Renfield

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"'To hell with you and your souls!' he shouted. 'Why do you plague me about souls! Haven't I got enough to worry, and pain, and distract me already, without thinking of souls!'"

Resident Evil - Barry Burton

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"That was too close; you were almost a Jill sandwich!"

Hellraiser (1987) - Pinhead

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"I have such sights to show you!"

Dead Alive (1992) - Peter Jackson

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"Lionel, there, a beatle... horrific little creature scuttle right in front of me. This place is infested with vermon!"

A Nightmare on Elm Street Part 2: Freddy's Revenge (1985) - Freddy Krueger

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"You are all my children now."

Millie and Billie - Alice Cooper

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"Billie I dream of our children
They're frightening and gruesome and sad
And I don't want them growing inside me
They're no price for the love that we have"

Event Horizon (1997) - Robert Chan

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"Hell is just a word - the reality is much much worse."

The Tell-Tale Heart (1843) - Edgar Allan Poe

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"First of all I dismembered the corpse. I cut off the head and the arms and the legs."

A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987) - Opening Quote

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"Sleep - those little slices of death, how I loathe them."

The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra (2001) - Kro-Bar

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"Sorry, sometimes my wife forgets that she is not an alien from outer space."

Hamlet - Marcellus

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"Something is rotten in the state of Denmark."

Boogeyman - Sergio Aragones

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"He'll own your heart and spirit
from the moment he has met you--
Because if you believe in him,
the boogeyman will get you."

Army of Darkness (1992)

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"Sheila: Are all men from the future loud mouth braggarts?
Ash: Nope, just me baby, just me."

A Dream Within a Dream (1827) - Edgar Allan Poe

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"All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream."

Bury My Lovely - Julie Flanders

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"Bury my lovely
Bury the lies
Bury me under a thousand goodbyes
A shadow from another time is waiting in the night
Something happened long ago
Something that will not let go."

The Masque of the Red Death - Edgar Allan Poe

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"And Darkness and Decay and the Red Death held illimitable dominion over all."

Bad Moon Rising - Creedence Clearwater Revival

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"Don't go round tonight,
It's bound to take your life.
There's a Bad Moon on the rise."

Night of the Living Dead (1968) - Sheriff Clelland

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"Beat 'em or burn 'em. They go up pretty easy."

The Wendigo (1910) - Algernon Blackwood

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"Oh, oh! This fiery height! Oh, oh! My feet of fire! My burning feet of fire!"

Feasting on the blood of the insane - Six Feet Under

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"Only one thing will control my pain
That's to drink the blood of the insane"

The Abominable Dr. Phibes (1971) - Dr. Phibes

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"Love means never having to say you're ugly."

Phantasm (1979) - The Tall Man

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"You play a good game boyyyyyyy."

One Need Not Be A Chamber To Be Haunted (1862) - Emily Dickinson

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"One need not be a chamber to be haunted,
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place."

Dracula (1931) - Bela Lugosi

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"I never drink... wine."

Amy's in the Attic - Insane Clown Posse

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"I see a darling little girl is floating down the hall
Slowly coming toward me, her arms are spreading wide
Opens up her mouth to show the maggots inside."

Dracula (1931) - Lucy

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"Lofty timbers, the walls around are bare, echoing to our laughter as though the dead were there."

Rainbow in the Dark - Dio

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"I cry for magic - I feel it dancing in the light.
But it was cold - I lost my hold
To the shadows of the night."

George Price

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"Correct me if I'm wrong, but hasn't the fine line between sanity and madness gotten finer?"

The Girl Next Door (1989) - Jack Ketchum

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"Where it went was to the basement."

Black Christmas (1974) - The Voice on the Phone

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"Where's the baby, Billy?"

Martin (1977) - Tada Cuda

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"You may come and go, but you will not take people from the city. If I hear of it, a single time, I will destroy you without salvation."

The Thing (1982)

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"Are you guys going to listen to Garry? He could be one of those THINGS!"

Jaws (1975) - Brody

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"You're going to need a bigger boat."

A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child (1989) - Freddy Krueger

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"You are what you eat!"

The Nameless City (1921) - H.P. Lovecraft

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"That is not dead which can eternal lie,
And with strange aeons death may die."

Prince of Darkness - Alice Cooper

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"Prince of darkness - Study's the world with hungry eyes.
Prince of darkness - Ready to baptize you in lies.
Heart of evil, Soul of blackness - Prince of darkness."

The Lake (1827) - Edgar Allan Poe

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"Death was in that poisonous wave,
And in its gulf a fitting grave
For him who thence could solace bring
To his lone imagining--
Whose solitary soul could make
An Eden of that dim lake."

The Lost Boys (1987) - David

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"Now you know what we are, now you know what you are. You'll never grow old, Michael, and you'll never die. But you must feed."

Boogie Woogie Wu - Insane Clown Posse

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"Boogie Woogie Woogie waits under your bed
With a shank, splah!, up through the bottom
Little Jimmy Jimmy?
Got 'em!"

Phantasm II (1988) - The Tall Man

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"Do you think when you die that you are going to heaven? No, when you die you come to us first."

The Unquiet Grave - Traditional

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"My breast is cold as clay,
My breath is earthly strong,
And if you kiss my cold clay lips,
Your days they won't be long."

Arctic Dreams - Barry Lopez

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"How is one to live a moral and compassionate existence when one is fully aware of the blood, the horror inherent in life, when one finds darkness not only in one's culture but within oneself?"

Hellraiser: Bloodline (1996) - Pinhead

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"Do I look like someone who cares about what God thinks?"

Nightingale (Wreck) - Traditional

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"As I awoke in an awful fright,
It being the hour of twelve at night,
For to see his ghost standing cold and pale,
Just as he was drowned from the Nightingale."

Escape

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"Tired of the everyday routine? Ever dream of romantic adventures in a far off land? Want to get away from it all? We offer you - Escape!"

Lord Jim - Joseph Conrad

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"There is something haunting in the light of the moon; it has all the dispassionateness of a disembodied soul, and something of its inconceivable mystery."

Titus Andronicus - Titus

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"Receive the blood; and when that they are dead,
Let me go grind their bones to powder small,
And with this hateful liquor temper it;
And in that paste let their vile heads be bak'd."

Ralph Waldo Emerson

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"The artists must be sacrificed to their art. Like the bees, they must put their lives into the sting they give."

Hamlet - Polonius

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"Though this be madness, yet there is method in't."

Hellraiser (1987) - Pinhead

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"No one escapes us..."

Blood: A Tale - J.M. DeMatteis

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"The ship glided forward. The sailors' heads lolled from side to side. Skin flaked off, drifted into the bloody sea. Gnarled arms reached out. Empty eyes demanded: 'Give him to us.'"

Event Horizon (1997)

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"You don't need eyes for where we're going."

Dead Alive (1992) - Lionel

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"That's my mother you're pissing on."

Auld Daddy Darkness - James Ferguson

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"Auld Daddy Darkness creeps frae his hole,
Black as a blackamoor, blin' as a mole.."

The Conqueror Worm (1837) - Edgar Allan Poe

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"And much of Madness, and more of Sin,
And Horror the soul of the plot."

A Funeral for the masses - Torture Killer

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"No coffin left unopened
No body left unburied
A funeral for the masses
The gates of death are open
For the rotten
For the living dead
Your destination
A one way trip to Hell"

All the Fools Sailed Away - Dio

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"We are the innocent.
We are the damned.
We were caught in the middle of the madness.
Hunted by the lion and the lamb."

Videodrome (1983) - Barry Convex

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"I just can't cope with the freaky stuff."

The Call of Cthulhu (1928) - H.P. Lovecraft

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"The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the deadly light into the peace and safety of a new dark age."

Banks of the Ohio - Traditional

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"I took her by her lily white hand
And led her down where the waters stand;
I picked her up and pitched her in
And watched her as she floated down."

Bad Moon Rising - Creedence Clearwater Revival

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"I hear hurricanes a'blowing.
I know the end is coming soon.
I fear rivers overflowing.
I hear the voice of rage and ruin."

Tales from the Crypt - The Vault-Keeper

1199145650

"Heh, Heh! Greetings ghouls! Let me see! What HORROR STORY from my private collection of CHILLERS that I keep here in my vault can I palpitate your little cadavers with THIS time?"

Silent Hill (2006) - Rose DeSilva

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"Mother is God in the eyes of a child."

Benjamin Franklin

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"Games lubricate the body and the mind."

I Believe in Halloween - The Voluptuous Horror of Karen Black

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"I believe in Halloween
All the ghosts that I've never seen
I believe in all things black
That we've gone to Hell and we're never coming back."

John Russell

1198800050

"Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting."

Love Bites - Judas Priest

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"When you feel safe - when you feel warm,
that's when I rise - that's when I crawl.
Gliding a mist - hardly a sound,
Bringing the kiss - evils abound."

Psycho (1960) - Norman Bates

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"We all go a little mad sometimes."

The Shining (1980)

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"Redrum."

Hellraiser (1987) - Pinhead

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"Welcome To Oblivion."

Freddy vs. Jason (2003) - Freddy Krueger

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"Oh, don't worry about my little errand boy. The only thing to fear, is fear himself!"

Medium (2005) - Joe (Episode: Allison Wonderland)

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"Don't you find it at all disturbing that your daughter may have taken dictation from a dead woman?"

Thou Shalt Not Kill... Except (1985)

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"Don't touch to sacrificial fluids, okey dokey?"

Paint it Black - The Rolling Stones

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"I look inside myself and see my heart is black
I see my red door and must have it painted black
Maybe then I'll fade away and not have to face the facts
It's not easy facin' up when your whole world is black"

Pumpkinhead (1989) - Ed Justin

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"Keep away from Pumpkinhead,
Unless you're tired of living,
His enemies are mostly dead,
He's mean and unforgiving,
Bolted doors and windows barred,
Guard dogs prowling in the yard,
Won't protect you in your bed,
Nothing will, from Pumpkinhead."

Hamburger Lady - Throbbing Gristle

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"She's burned from the waist up."

The Ghost of Vincent Price - Wednesday 13

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"Some people prefer the finer things in life.
I'm alright just hanging out with the ghost of Vincent Price."

The Prophecy (1995) - Gabriel

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"Ah, I can always smell a graveyard."

Carnival of Souls (1962) - Candace Hiligoss

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"It's funny. The world is so different in the daylight. But at night, your fantasies get out of hand. But in the daylight, everything falls back into place again."

The Encyclopedia of Fantasy - John Clute and John Grant

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"Unlike FANTASY, SUPERNATURAL FICTION and SCIENCE FICTION -- terms which describe generic structure -- horror is a term which describes an affect. A horror story makes its readers feel horror."

Don Quixote - Miguel de Cervantes

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"Fear has many eyes and can see things underground."

The Fly (1986) - Ronnie

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"Be afraid... Be very afraid."

Tales from the Crypt - The Crypt-Keeper

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"So you like HORROR STORIES, eh? Well, I'VE got a little tale about PEOPLE WHO LIKE HORROR that will WARM your COLD HEARTS! Yes, it's ME... THE CRYPT-KEEPER... Your host in THE CRYPT OF TERROR! Come in! Just drag over that burlap sack and sit down! It's nice and SOFT! The CORPSE in it isn't quite STIFF yet!"

Blood: A Tale - J.M. DeMatteis

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"He looked up and saw the woman: young and pale; with timid posture and courageous eyes. He saw the woman and the fear left him; the disturbing visions receded. But the hunger remained."

Creeping Death - Metallica

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"Die by my hand
I creep across the land
Killing first born man."

Friday the 13th (1980) - Sean Cunningham

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"Come now dear, it'll be easier for you than it was for Jason."

Ralph Waldo Emerson

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"The torpid artist seeks inspiration at any cost, by virtue or by vice, by friend or by fiend, by prayer or by wine."

Drunk by Noon - The Handsome Family

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"And sometimes I flap my arms like a hummingbird
Just to remind myself I'll never fly
Sometimes I burn my arms with cigarettes
Just to pretend I won't scream when I die"

Frankenstein, or The Modern Prometheus (1818) - Victor Frankenstein

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"Oh! No mortal could support the horror of that countenance. A mummy again endued with animation could not be so hideous as that wretch. I had gazed on him while unfinished; he was ugly then, but when those muscles and joints were rendered capable of motion, it became a thing such as even Dante could not have conceived."

Friday the 13th (1980) - Crazy Ralph

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"I've gotta warn ya - you're doomed if ya stay here!"

George Jean Nathan

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"Great art is as irrational as great music. It is mad with its own loveliness."

House of 1000 Corpses (2003) - Captain Spaulding

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"Howdy Folks! You like blood? Violence? Freaks of nature? Well then, come on down to Captain Spaulding's Museum of Monsters and Mad-Men. See the Alligator Boy, ride my famous Murder Ride. Most of all, don't forget to take home some of my tasty fried chicken! Ha ha! It just tastes so damn good!"

Blood: A Tale - J.M. DeMatteis

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"The sea turned to blood. And the blood gave up its secrets."

Ice Cream Man (1995) - Clint Howard

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"Cherry syrup is good."

The Birds (1963) - Annie Hayworth

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"Don't they ever stop migrating?"

Enter Sandman - Metallica

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"Hush little baby, don't say a word
and never mind that noise you heard.
It's just the beast under your bed,
in your closet, in your head."

Sympathy For The Devil - The Rolling Stones

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"Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith"

The Raven (1963) - Peter Lorre

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"Milk! How vomitable!"

Macbeth - Macduff

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"O horror, horror, horror! Tongue nor heart
Cannot conceive nor name thee."

Dead Alive (1992) - Zoo Keeper

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"Reckon they're only found on one island ya know. Story goes these great big rats came scurrying off the slave ships and raped all the little tree monkeys. Ya know, the natives use them in black magic rituals. Don't ask me how, probably suck the blood of virgins eh?"

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

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"Where there is no imagination there is no horror."

The Ring (2002) - Rebecca

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"You start to play it and it's like somebody's nightmare. And then this woman comes on, smiling at you, right? Seeing you through the screen. Then when it's over, your phone rings, someone knows you watched the tape and what they say is, 'You will die in seven days.'"

Hom-Sha-Bom - Twiztid

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"Your whole life's about to change in the next twenty seconds
As you glance there's a lady running at your car half naked."